LightSoul vs Final Fantasy VII | ||||||
LightSoul: Hey, guys, remember me? | ||||||
Cloud: .............. | ||||||
Cait Sith: Hey, yeah! You're that guy who...mph! | ||||||
Barret: Shut you' goddamn mouth, foo'! |
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LightSoul: Come on! You know! The guy who broke the lift at the Golden Saucer! | ||||||
Cait Sith: Mpph! | ||||||
LightSoul: The guy who hypnotised Cloud into giving Sephiroth the Black Materia? | ||||||
Red XIII: ............ | ||||||
LightSoul: The guy who told the Gi tribe to attack through the back door? | ||||||
Cid: ............ | ||||||
LightSoul: The guy who told Shera to double check the engines? Ring any bells? | ||||||
Yuffie: ............ | ||||||
LightSoul: Me! The one who told Corneo that Wutai was a great place for a vacation!? | ||||||
Vincent: ............ | ||||||
LightSoul: Come on! You must remember me! I told them to name the baby Sephiroth!!! | ||||||
Cloud: Nope. Sorry. | ||||||
Barret: Hey! Dang, that tattle tale cat got away from me again! Foo'! | ||||||
Cait Sith: But I remember him! He was lying in the gutter! | ||||||
LightSoul: Oh, that? I was thirsty. Not dead. | ||||||
Tifa: Get outta here! We all hate you! | ||||||
LightSoul: C'mon! Just because I'm holding the controller and running Cloud into walls all the time. | ||||||
Cloud: Hey, yeah...Stop that! | ||||||
LightSoul: Yeah!? Come over here and say that! I'll whip your analog controller incompatible ass! | ||||||
Barret: Listen mutha@#^&%!!! You come one step closer I'll busta cap in yo' ass %&*%! | ||||||
LightSoul: Is that so!? You and yo mutha@#^&% A Team buddies!? | ||||||
Barret: Shi'! You foo'! You messin' wit' ma' head!? Ahhh! Can't think! | ||||||
LightSoul: Don't try too hard! You might blow up dat Mista T cut o' yo's! | ||||||
Red XIII: Barret!? You okay!? | ||||||
Barret: He got me, man...I can't fight a guy dis confusing. | ||||||
Red XIII: I'll get'em! | ||||||
LightSoul: I don't think so, fido. Catch the frisbee! | ||||||
Red XIII: Ruff ruff ruff! Pant pant pant...Grr! Caught it! | ||||||
LightSoul: Who's next? Cloud! How do you like the way that wall tastes!? | ||||||
Cloud: Ow! Ow! Ow! Put down that controller already! Argh! Now I'm pissed!!! | ||||||
LightSoul: Whatchou gonna do about it!? | ||||||
Cloud: Omnislash!!! | ||||||
LightSoul: Hey, you missed me. | ||||||
Cait Sith: Ow...Cloud, would you stop hitting me with your damn attacks!? | ||||||
Tifa: Maybe you wouldn't miss all the time if you took those blasted sunglasses off. | ||||||
Cait Sith: Someone give me an Elixir, please...? Guys...? | ||||||
Cloud: Hey, these shades make me look cool. Don't they just turn you on, baby girl? | ||||||
Cait Sith: Guys...? | ||||||
LightSoul: They make you look a little retarded... | ||||||
Cloud: Arghh...Se...Sephiroth...! | ||||||
Vincent: Cloud, stop squirming on the floor. | ||||||
Tifa: He does this every once in a while. Don't worry. | ||||||
Yuffie: Yeah, he'll stop squirming in about ten minutes. | ||||||
Cloud: Sephiroth...reunion... | ||||||
Cid: I'll reunite my foot with your ass if you don't get up! | ||||||
Yuffie: Yeah! Let's get rid of this LightSoul cracker! | ||||||
LightSoul: Cracker!? I happen to be fine bodied and moist. But hard as nails. Hiya! | ||||||
Cid: Hey! You broke the Highwind! Stop throwing that dynamite around! | ||||||
LightSoul: Methinks Cid should check on his baby. | ||||||
Cid: Highwind! Baby! Talk to me! Bikini Goddess, you've failed me again! Sob, sob... | ||||||
LightSoul: That gets rid of five of you! Now there's only three left... | ||||||
Yuffie: Nothing you can do can distract us from beating your ass to a pulp. | ||||||
LightSoul: Look! Materia! | ||||||
Yuffie: Where!? Seeya! | ||||||
Tifa: Well...nothing will shake US, right Vincent? Vincent? | ||||||
Vincent: Psst...I really need to whizz. | ||||||
Tifa: Oh, fine. I guess it's just you and me, LightSoul. I'll knock you back to the gutter where you belong!!! FINAL HEAVEN!!! | ||||||
Cait Sith: OWWW!!! Jeez!!! | ||||||
LightSoul: You missed me! Now! Sleepel! | ||||||
Tifa: Ohh...Zzzzzz... | ||||||
LightSoul: Now to take my prize home... | ||||||
Sephiroth: Well, well...someone did all the dirty work for me... | ||||||
LightSoul: Howdy! My name's LightSoul. I also did some 'dirty work' in the back seat of your car. | ||||||
Sephiroth: My MAZDA 326!? YOU BASTARD!!! | ||||||
LightSoul: Now that I have you at my mercy, Sephiroth, you shall die...Wait... | ||||||
Sephiroth: What is it you desire!? I will do anything, if you will spare my life. | ||||||
LightSoul: Yeah. Get me a hot dog. | ||||||
EPILOGUE: After Sephiroth ran away to get a hot dog, he never returned. LightSoul waited around for a few days while the FF7 cast slowly crept away. After a couple of weeks of excruciating hunger, LightSoul left to get his own darn hot dog, and he laughed when he thought Sephiroth would return with a hot dog and he would not be here. He was later called an idiot. Then again a few more times. | ||||||
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