Swamp and Gator Food

Ingredients:

• 1/4 cup baking cocoa (MUD)
• 1/2 cup milk, with
• green food coloring (SWAMP WATER)
• 2 cups sugar (CRUSHED BONES)
• 1/2 cup butter (FAT)
• 2 cups rolled oats (EVERGLADES GRASS)
• 1/2 cup peanut butter (SQUASHED MOSQUITOES)

Steps:

1. Heat the mud, swamp water, crushed bones, fat, grass and squashed mosquitoes in a saucepan.
2. Boil for three minutes, stirring constantly.
3. Remove from heat and drop by spoonfuls onto waxed paper.
4. Let cool until firm.
5. Eat while watching the Gators play football on T.V.