Now, before I say anything else, I have to show you something.
Does that look like an ideal romantic pairing to you? :-) Of course not. She looks much better with the tall, strong older man who looks like he knows what he's doing, right? ;-)
But what about John? Well, let me present...
The SABER Gallery of Better Matches for John Thanks to Enni and Beckymarie for these screen captures!