| Osama Bin Laden Christmas Carols |
| Osama The Drunken Muslim written by: Susan M. (use the tune Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer) Osama the drunken Muslim Likes to kill yes he's a hick And if you ever saw him he'd cuss you out in Arabic All of the other Muslims used to laugh and shout Hooray! They never knew that someday They'd get killed and dragged away Then one day we found his cave He looked half drunk it's true Osama with his arms so high we shot his brains, he died Next all the other Muslims Got arrested then put away Osama the drunken Muslim You are really really gay! |
| Joy to the World Bin Laden's Dead! written by: Susan M. (use to the tune of Joy to the World) Joy to the World! Bin Laden's dead! We barbecued his head! He fights like a girl he tired to end the world we really kicked his can! we really kicked his can! We r-e-a-l-l-y really kicked his can! |