WHO'S A PLAYER?

It's the local bar, and it's Friday night. It's time to see...who's 
a player!

In the corner, Frieza is at a table with Zarbon and Dodoria. 
Daintily sipping his drink, he looks around the room.

Nappa's sitting on a stool at the bar, glumly drinking his beer. 
Vegeta calls out to Nappa from his table. Nappa reluctantly 
turns around to see Vegeta with each arm around a girl and 
plently more girls around the table. 
"TERRIBLY sorry, but I had a sudden change of...er..., 
preference" <snickers> 
Nappa grimaces, then stumbles out the door, about to hurl.
"heh heh heh..."
Goku walks in and Vegeta stops laughing. He tightens his grip 
on his girls, but they ALL get up. 
"Oh, look! it's GOKU!"
And they all crowd around the dumbfounded Goku who's only 
looking for food. Vegeta blasts into ssj, destroying the table. 
"Come back here! You're mine! I was here first!"
Nobody in the bar makes any reaction, including the girls who 
are now giggling over Goku. An alarmed Zarbon turns to Frieza
"Why isn't anyone protecting themselves?"
"Oh, Zarbon dear, this happens EVERY Friday night. Now 
he'll go and sit with Piccolo the rest of the night and pout."
Sure enough, Vegeta gave up trying to get the girls back and 
sat in the opposite corner of the bar. He knew, eventually, 
Piccolo would come over and sit too. They wouldn't talk, not 
even look at each other, but that's how they liked it.

30 minutes later, Vegeta had dropped out of ssj. Piccolo came 
over and sat down. 

Frieza was now sitting with an uncomfortable Cell. He was QUITE 
adverse to Frieza's flirtations - mostly because he wasn't sure 
WHAT Frieza was.
"He, she - whatever IT is acts TOO queer"

#18 was walking by Vegeta's corner and he couldn't stop himself.
"Want somethin with a little more hair?"
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At the sound of a male voice crying out in pain, Frieza turns 
toward the other corner. Vegeta is balled up on the ground. In 
between winces, he grumbles something about "balls". Frieza was 
sitting back with Zarbon and Dodoria, disappointed at his failure at 
wooing Cell. He sighs.
"Maybe he'll be OK by Saturday night."
Zarbon turns to Dodoria, but Dodoria interrupts him.
"I don't EVEN want to know"


POST BAR STATS:
Nappa: wanders the streets, looking for Radditz
Vegeta: limps home like every Friday night
Piccolo: at Gohan's house to sleep on the couch
Goku: stuck at the bar with numerous girls on his lap
Frieza: walks arm and arm with his 2 "minions".....
Cell: STILL trying to get rid of the clammy sensation where Frieza 
grabbed his butt