It's so
amusing to see a man stand up, straight and hold his breath in when a pretty
girl walks by...then after she passes
everything just seems to
drop back down into place...
Your Husband Is Overweight
When :
*He tells you it isn't his
stomach, that he just has a low chest.
*He's capable of touching
his toes, but only with his belly
(it's a start)
*He does wonderful impressions~
like~ eat like a pig and drink like a fish.
*His idea of a well balanced
meal is a big mac in each hand.
*His idea of pumping iron
is lifting a fork, spoon and knife.
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