MEN

                   Don't imagine you can change a man -
unless he's in diapers.
 

  What do you do
          if your boyfriend walks-out?
You shut the door.

           If they put a man on the moon -
they should be able
to put them all up there.

                Never let your man's mind wander -
          it's too little to be out alone.

  Go for younger men.
You might as well -
they never mature anyway.

  Men are all the same -
      they just have different faces,
       so that you can tell them apart.

 Definition of a bachelor;
                       A man who has missed the opportunity
           to make some woman miserable.

            Women don't make fools of men -
most of them are
the do-it-yourself types.

  Best way to get a man
to do something,
                 is to suggest they are too old for it.

  Love is blind,
               but marriage is a real eye-opener.

        If you want a committed man,
look in a mental hospital.

          The children of Israel wandered
           around the desert for 40 years.
 Even in biblical times,
         men wouldn't ask for directions.

 If he asks
what sort of books
you're interested in,
tell him checkbooks.

       Remember a sense of humor
does not mean that
you tell him jokes,
        it means that you laugh at his.

                 Sadly, all men are created equal.

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