Top Ten Old Folks Games:

  1.   Sag, You're It!
  2.   Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy
  3.   20 Questions Shouted into your Good Ear
  4.   Kick the Bucket.
  5.   Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse Says Bend Over
  6.   Doc, Doc Goose
  7.   Simon Says Something Incoherent
  8.   Hide and Go Pee
  9.   Spin the Bottle of Mylanta
  10.   Musical Recliners

Thank God????????
 

I've sure gotten old. I've had 2 By-pass surgeries.
A hip replacement,
new
knees. Fought prostate cancer, and diabetes.
I'm half blind, can't hear
anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different
medications that
make
me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia.
Have
poor circulation, hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember
if
I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends.
But.....Thank God, I still have
my
Florida driver's license!