A guy goes into the store and says to the
        clerk, "I would like some Polish sausage."

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you
      Polish?"

The guy says, "Well, yes I am. If I had asked
    for Italian sausage would you ask me
if I was
    Italian? Or if I had asked for German
      sausage, would you ask me if I was German?"
 
Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I
       was Mexican?"

      The clerk says, "Well, no."

        The guys says, "Then why do you ask me if
      I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish
      sausage?"

  The clerk says,
"Because this is a hardware store."
 

I know  a real groaner ~ lol
by the way I am polish ...