A
visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on
the supernatural. To get a feel for his
audience,
he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise
their hands.
"Well
that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any
of you think you've ever seen a
ghost?"
About
40 students raise their hands.
"That's
really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever
talked to a ghost?"
15
students raise their hands.
"Well,
has anyone ever touched a ghost?"
3
students raise their hands.
"That's
fantastic. But let me ask you one question further...
Have
any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
One
student in the back raises his hand.
The
professor is astonished. He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says,
"Son, all the years I've been
giving
this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've
got to come up here and tell us
about
your experience."
The
redneck student replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the
podium. The professor says, "Well,
tell
us what it's like to have sex with a ghost."
The
student replies, "Ghost?!?"
"Dang
it, I thought you said goats!"
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