You
Might be a Redneck:
If you go to weddings to get rice for dinner.
If the level in your pool goes down when your
neighbor flushes.
If you've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
If your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four
relatives
to figure out how to fix it.
If your primary source of income
is the pawn
shop.
If none of your shirts cover your stomach.
If bikers back down from your momma.
If you've ever been too drunk to fish.
If someone asks to see your ID and you show
them your belt buckle.
If your dad walks you to school cuz you're both
in the same grade.
If you see a sign that says "Say
No To Crack,"
and it reminds you to pull up your pants.
If your fish finder cost more than your boat!
If while mowing your yard, you find a car.
If you use the same tree as your dog.
If
your wife gets caller I.D. so she can tell
which bar you're calling from.
If the keyless entry system for
your car is a
coat hanger.
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