Little Red Riding Hood is skipping
down
the road when she sees the
Big Bad
Wolf crouched down behind
a log. "My
what big eyes you have,
Mr.
Wolf," says Little Red
Riding Hood.
The surprised wolf jumps
up and runs
away!
Further down the road
Little Red Riding
Hood sees the wolf again,
this time he is crouched
behind a tree
stump. "My what big
ears you have Mr. Wolf,"
says
Little Red Riding Hood.
Again the foiled wolf
jumps up
and runs away.
About 2 miles down the
road, Little Red
Riding Hood sees the wolf
again,
this time crouched down
behind a road
sign. "My what big teeth
you
have Mr. Wolf" taunts
Little Red
Riding Hood.
With that the Big Bad
Wolf jumps up and
screams, "Will you get
lost! I'm trying to go
to the bathroom!"
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