SOMEONE SET US UP THE VIRUS!!!
Before reading the remainder of this, watch THIS all the way throught a few times. then read THIS, and finally play THIS, and you will understand this (for the most part) what a huge internet phoenomenon ALL YOUR BASE truly is. Of course I'm trying to mock it.
Copy the part between the red horizontal rules (for those of you who don't speak internet-talk, that means the horizontal red lines) and e-mail it to your friends to warn them about the infamous ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US VIRUS!!!!
This is a warning to everyone who reads it. There is a
Horrible new virus on the loose. It is hidden in a bitmap file
Inside of an e-mail. It searches your hard drive for broken english
Such as ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
It will delete your hard drive if it contains WHAT HAPPEN?
SOMEONE SET US UP THE BOMB, or HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN.
A good way to avoid this is to delete all ALL YOUR BASE paraphernalia.
Let's stop this virus before too many drives are deleted.
It's sad that phrases like HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN or
Even FOR GREAT JUSTICE, TAKE OFF EVERY ZIG can be corrupted.
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME is also
On the virus as well, causing even more destruction. It
Undermines everything the internet stands for.
To prevent people from saying YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION,
WE GET SIGNAL, or the famed ALL YOUR BASE phrase
Is censoring our freedom of speech, and neither
The hackers or government should be able to stop us.
!JUST MY TWO CENTS!
Hehehe..... now read for subliminal messages (read only the first letter of each line). Im damn proud of myself. Now, for fun, copy and paste this to an e-mail and send it to anybody you know who likes ALL YOUR BASE, except without this part, so they think its real. Trust me, most of them will fall for it. Just be sure to put a link to my website on it, so I can get the hits from your friends.
It's fun to fuck with your friends.
--Scuba Steve, March 15, 2001