The Flanders
SIMPSONS SIGN:
No Mercury Dumping without a Permit
BART SIMPSON'S BLACKBOARD:
I will not trade pants with others.
(praying): "Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever...thy bidding will be done (munch munch munch)."
HOMER SIMPSON
TODD FLANDERS
(Voice: NANCY CARTWRIGHT)
"It must be easier to get into heaven than it is Arizona State!"
NED FLANDERS
(Voice: HARRY SHEARER)
ROD FLANDERS
(Voice: NANCY CARTWRIGHT/ PAMELA HAYDEN)
BART SIMPSON'S BLACKBOARD:
Nerve gas is not a toy .
MAUDE FLANDERS
(Voice: MAGGIE ROSWELL/ MARCIA MITZMAN)
BART SIMPSON'S BLACKBOARD:
I will not snap bras.
POSTSCRIPT
"In our country are evangelists and zealots of many different political, economic and religious persuasions whose fanatical conviction is that all thought is divinely classified into two kinds - that which is their own and that which is false and dangerous."
ROBERT H. JACKSON, ASSOCIATE JUSTICE, U.S. SUPREME COURT
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