Homer's Job
BURNS: "Oh, goody! The Sea Monkeys I ordered have arrived! Heh heh heh. Look at them cavort and caper."
SMITHERS: "Sir, they're the new winter caretakers for the lodge."
BURNS: "Yes...they work hard and they play hard."
Homer: But every time I learn something new, it pushes out something old!
Remember that time I took a home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?
Marge: That's because you were drunk!
Homer: And how!
"Have the Rolling Stones killed."
BART SIMPSON'S BLACKBOARD:
I will not get very far with this attitude.
Right: CHARLES MONTGOMERY "C.M./MONTY" BURNS
(Voice: HARRY SHEARER)
Left: WAYLON SMITHERS
(Voice: HARRY SHEARER)
SIMPSONS SIGNS: To Secret Vampire Room - No Garlic
POSTSCRIPT
"Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't
the work he's supposed to be doing at the moment."
ROBERT BENCHLEY
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