Enough to make you laugh
Don't know if I'm whole or if I'm half
Look in the mirror, you tell me who I see
Don't know what I'm supposed to be
(chorus)
I need a doctor I need him bad
I need a doctor the best you ever had
I need a doctor before it gets much worse
Forget the doctor now find me a nurse
Take that thermometer
Stick it down my throat
Keep an eye out for the white coats
I'm goin in circles
Inside this padded cell
Tell you a secret
If you don't tell
Can't stand the pain
I can't face another night without you
Can't stand the pain
Dial nine one one
The white truck's on its way
You can rent my room
I intend to stay
I need a break
They tell me I'm too tense
Just lock the gate and build a fence
I got the curse
No, don't call a hearse