Sounds From the Simpson Family

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| Homer | Marge | Bart | Lisa | Maggie | Grandpa | Patty & Selma |

Homer J. Simpson

Homer teaches jive talkin-- homer-jive.wav 82K
"I'm not gay but I'll learn"-- homer-not_gay.wav 13K
Is that internet still around?-- homer-internet.wav 13K
Oh yeah, you gotta have drugs-- homer-drugs.wav 11K
Homer's just washing his fat guy hat-- homer-hat.wav 34K
Homer can't find the "any key"-- homer-any_key.wav 39K
Homer calls the big possum "Bitey"-- homer-bitey.wav 26K
Homer's not handicapped, he's just lazy-- homer-lazy.wav 68K
Homer gives Lisa advice on being liked-- homer-copy.wav 80K
Homer singing The Little Spanish Flea-- homer-flea.wav 139K
"Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a q-tip"-- homer-qtip.wav 15K
Why are people always trying to kill Homer-- homer-kill_me.wav 22K
Homer prays for help with his grease business-- homer-prayer.wav 126K
Doing it half-assed is truly the American way-- homer-half_assed.wav 69K
Homer's arteries are clogged with yellow gold-- homer-yellow_gold.wav 96K
Bart and Lisa raise the dead, but what about the car?-- homer-dead.wav 92K
Homer promises to return to killing his brain with beer-- homer-brain.wav 85K
"In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"-- homer-thermo.wav 38K
Homer learns how he can purchase peanuts with money-- homer-peanut.wav 114K
"It's like a freakin country bear jamberoo around here"-- homer-jamberoo.wav 31K
Homer just doesn't have enough time to get funky anymore-- homer-funky.wav 72K
"...without the grease all you can taste is the hog anus"-- homer-hog_anus.wav 100K
Everyone knows Lord Hugginton is better than Sir Loves Alot-- homer-bear.wav 98K
"Could you open the window, the cops have daddy's prints on file"-- homer-prints.wav 27K
Homer bribes a cherry picker driver with some really nice balloons-- homer-balloons.wav 110K
Homer's busy achieving financial independence through cans of grease-- homer-savings.wav 112K
"...your conscience, don't let that pushy little weenie tell you what to do"-- homer-conscience.wav 60K
Apparently Lenny wants to help Homer and marge jumpstart their marriage-- homer-jumpstart.wav 121K
Homer does some shopping for porno magazines, panty shields, Old Harper...-- homer-old_harper.wav 112K
Lisa's so smart they hooked her up to a computer to teach it things, or so Homer says-- homer-smart.wav 269K

Marge Simpson

Marge is on LSD?-- marge-lsd.wav 23K
"Here I am, eat me"-- marge-eat_me.wav 10K
"Every Simpson dance now"-- marge-dance.wav 76K
"Shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out"-- marge-shoot_em.wav 12K
Marge gets a free sample of gasoline in the mail-- marge-gasoline.wav 85K
Marge and Homer attempt to "Rock the Casbah"-- marge-casbah.wav 330K
That crazy lady in the trash pile attacked Marge again-- marge-plague.wav 81K
I guess Marge would like to see less prostitution on the tour-- marge-tour.wav 93K
All that monkey does is lie there and struggle to breathe-- marge-monkey.wav 103K
According to Newsweek, Springfield is America's crud bucket-- marge-newsweek.wav 66K

Bart Simpson

"...this both sucks and blows"-- bart-blows.wav 21K
Bart playing go-fish with Ralph-- bart-go_fish.wav 94K
Bart wants his monkey-man!-- bart-monkey_man.wav 44K
A hooker tries to pick up Bart-- bart-good_time.wav 147K
"Vote for my dad or he'll beat me..."-- bart-beating.wav 85K
Bart wants some Flintstones morphine-- bart-morphine.wav 16K
Bart knows where to see monkeys doin' it-- bart-doin_it.wav 11K
Bart "welcomes" a boat load of immigrants-- bart-immigrants.wav 137K
"...the dead have risen, and they're voting republican"-- bart-republican.wav 19K

Lisa Simpson

Lisa hopped up on "pep pills"-- lisa-pep_pills.wav 172K
Lisa explains the differences between Woodstock and Hulabalooza-- lisa-woodstock.wav 20K

Maggie Simpson

Maggie's first word-- maggie-daddy.wav 5K
Ned Flanders' influence on Maggie-- maggie-daddily_doodily.wav 16K

Abraham (Grandpa) Simpson

"Bitch, bitch, bitch"-- grandpa-bitch.wav 30K
Grandpa's random ramblings-- grandpa-ugly.wav 143K
Grandpa can't wait to eat that monkey-- grandpa-monkey.wav 123K
Grandpa's views on the metric system-- grandpa-metric_system.wav 51K
For some reason Grandpa's the president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance-- grandpa-alliance.wav 22K
Grandpa fell 8000 feet onto a pile of rocks, he was back jitterbugging that night-- grandpa-8000ft.wav 79K

Patty and Selma Bouvier

Selma explaining the line at the DMV-- selma-weekdays.wav 55K
Patty was so depressed she ate expired olives-- patty-olives.wav 36K

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