Sounds From Springfield's Businessmen

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Mr Burns playing tag with Ralph-- burns-tag.wav 85K
Look out, Mr. Burns is a motorist-- burns-motorist.wav 39K
Those Chinese people are all gristle-- burns-chinese.wav 19K
Giving the plague is company policy-- burns-plague.wav 123K
Burns gives in on the tartar sauce issue-- burns-tartar_sauce.wav 44K
I don't know why people see Burns as an ogre-- burns-ogre.wav 39K
Burns providing motivation for his team-- burns-crippled_boy.wav 108K
There's quite a difference between bowling and boweling-- burns-bowling.wav 126K

Apparently holy water burns Moe-- moe-holy_water.wav 72K
Moe may be ugly and hate-filled but...-- moe-flanders.wav 87K
Moes gets a call for Ivana Tinkle-- moe-ivana_tinkle.mp3 126K
Moe gets a phone call for Hugh Jass-- moe-hugh_jass.wav 30K
Moe gets a phone call for Mike Rotch-- moe-mike_rotch.wav 31K
A bunch of Bart's prank calls to Moe-- moe-prank_calls.wav 144K
Moe doesn't tell Homer how to do his job-- moe-collateral.wav 186K
Moe need a man to hug and kiss?-- moe-amanda_hug-n-kiss.mp3 163K
Moe wants a breakfast cereal for people with syphilis-- moe-syphilis.wav 55K
It's really a pain in the ass to register as a sex offender-- moe-offender.wav 114K
Moe threatens to use Mr. Burns' tongue to paint his boat -- moe-waylon_smithers.wav 52K
Moe threatens to stuff sausage in someone's throat and dogs up their butt-- moe-sausage.wav 43K

"...get out, and come again"-- apu-get_out.wav 40K
"We're putting that bitch on ice"-- apu-bitch.wav 23K
Apu sings Sergeant Pepper-- apu-sgt_pepper.wav 76K
Apu pretends not to speak English-- apu-english.wav 72K
"Please do not offer my god a peanut-- apu-peanut.wav 19K
Apu prepares Sanjay for a bank run-- apu-bank_run.wav 99K
Everyone knows you can't hurt a Twinkie-- apu-twinkie.wav 18K
Head bags are chock full of heady goodness-- apu-head_bag.wav 76K
Apparently Apu's beef jerky is now rectum free-- apu-rectum_free.wav 56K

Lenny runs into an angry Flanders-- flanders-lenny.wav 60K
Flanders introduces his foreign relatives to Homer-- flanders-relatives.wav 116K
Flanders and the Happiest man in Springfield-- flanders-happiest_man.wav 104K
Flanders debating the implications of playing capture the flag on the sabbath-- flanders-flag.wav 89K

Maude's eyes are soiled by Homer's wang-- maude-wang.wav 114K

Lisa asking the Comic Guy for a seat on the bus-- comicguy-questions.wav 65K
The Comic Store Guy pretending to be the Beer Baron-- comicguy-baron.wav 121K
The Comic Guy racing to determine the champion of the universe-- comicguy-champion.wav 37K

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