Sounds From the Rest of Springfield

Click on the name of the character you'd like to hear

"We want Chilly Willy"-- barney-chilly_willy.wav 19K
Apparently Barney's a little stinky-- barney-stinky.wav 74K
Barney's not a pathetic drunk, he just drinks from the ashtray-- barney-pathetic_drunk.wav 68K

Cletus calling his kids to dinner-- cletus-kids.wav 287K
"...hey ma, get off the dang roof"-- cletus-roof.wav 88K
Cletus gets Brandeene new boots-- cletus-boots.wav 126K
Cletus wants a picture of a crazy critter-- cletus-critter.wav 42K
Cletus cut himself on the screen door again-- cletus-door.wav 39K
Cletus gets his driver's license, hot damn!-- cletus-hot_damn.wav 126K
"...never you mind Brandeene, you just go back to birthin' that baby..."-- cletus-ride.wav 136K

A re-bigulator, that's just ridiculous-- frink-re-bigulator.wav 166K
Apparently accuracy is very important to Frink-- frink-noon.wav 66K
Frink entertains a group of kindegartners-- frink-the_colors.wav 248K
Frink takes a love potion and puts the moves on a fellow scientist-- frink-elixir.wav 180K
The secret ingredient is love, who's been screwing witht the machine?-- frink-love.wav 118K
Frink explains his burglar alarm, actual people won't burn that fast-- frink-burglar_alarm.wav 198K
Frink explains why the robots will kill, and forgets to carry the one-- frink-chaos_theory.wav 292K
Frink created a lemon ball so sour it could only be contained in a magnetic field-- frink-lemon_ball.wav 79K

"Hi frozen body"-- dr_nick-frozen.wav 20K
Dr. Nick reviewing anatomy-- dr_nick-bones.wav 129K
Proper medical care can be very tiring-- dr_nick-tire_out.wav 37K
Dr. Nick sees whiplash and trauma on Bart's x-ray-- dr_nick-trauma.wav 173K

Hutz tries to splice himself into a video will-- hutz-surprised.wav 130K
Hutz's business card turns into a sponge in water!-- hutz-sponge.wav 64K
Hutz watched Matlock in a bar so he's ready for the trial-- hutz-matlock.wav 64K
With Hutz you don't just get a lawyer but a faux pearl necklace as well-- hutz-pearl_necklace.wav 94K
Hutz can't promise a huge cash settlement, but hepromises a huge cash settlement-- hutz-cash_settlement.wav 124K

Rev. Lovejoy really loves E.T. the Extraterrestrial-- lovejoy-et.wav 182K
"Once something has been approved by the governement it's no longer immoral"-- lovejoy-immoral.wav 33K

"Its time for an old fashioned hippie asswhomping"-- wiggum-asswhomp.wav 30K
Wiggum recommends those inflatable women-- wiggum-inflatable_woman.wav 28K
Wiggum arrests Homer for the murder of Moe Syzlak and Apu Nahas...well just Moe-- wiggum-just_moe.wav 57K

Quimby explains why he blows-- quimby-blow.wav 58K
Quimby introduces a motion to horse-whip Homer-- quimby-whip.wav 57K
Quimby prefers his payoffs not be in a sack with a dollar sign-- quimby-briefcase.wav 86K

Kodos (or Kang, I don't remember) giving a campaign speech-- kodos-abortions.wav 538K
Kodos and Kang discuss the proliferation of boards with nails in them-- kodos-board.wav 159K
Kodos and Kang have reached the limit of what rectal probing can teach them-- kodos-probe.wav 99K

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