(In HI-FI, LOW-FI, SCI-FI and even SEMPER-FI)
If you don't care too much for rag-time piano, then set the voice to SITAR and call it "Ravi Shanker plays Scott Joplin"; cruise down to the 7/11 at midnight, crank up the car speakers and pick up some chicks!
Robert Finley's amazing rendition of the Mussorgski masterpiece. Be prepared to be stunned in total awe, as this MIDI version ranks many notches above any classical recording on CD.
This is unfinished atonal music, dedicated to my obsolete underground cartoon Platonic Planarian, featuring characters like Plato the Planarian, his sidekick (some Amoeba guy), Frank and Einstein (Siamese twins attached by the umbilical cord), Nibroc, Udd and Mr. Infinity. I also remember a worm-like creature with shark fins and 4 toes.
The music was written on a Casio VL-1, and the rules were that the thing had to be monophonic with an ever-so primo disco-like rhythm. Some extras are added, such as The Medieval Square Dance 2 in glorious polyphonic MUZAK sound.