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| Great seller: A person visits a general store and asks for a ball pen. A newly employed sales person replies "sorry sir, we don't have it in stock at present." The customer goes out. The owner of the shop who was watching this comes tells this new guy " Its okay, but you should have suggested him to buy a ink pen "Next time when another customer came asking for toilet paper this guy shocked him saying " Sorry sir, we don't have toilet papers but why don't you try these sand papers!!!!!!!!!!!!". The annoyed owner tells him just to watch his colleagues selling the things. He stands beside another sales person who was selling a fishing rod to a middle aged man. After selling a fishing rod he told him " When you go for fishing you will need a fishing hat, why don't you try this one "The customer agreed to buy. This continued... The customer purchased a pair of shoes, a walkman, a bucket to keep the fishes and car to carry them. The stunned young sales person asked his senior colleague "Can you tell me for what this guy had come for initially? "The older chap replied " He was asking for the sanitary napkins, I suggested him that as such you'll be wasting your weekend then why don't you go for fishing then!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" |
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Dog bite
A mailman on his daily round was confronted by a large, ferocious dog in front of a house. An old man sat on the front porch. "Hey," yelled the mailman, "Does your dog bite?" "No, he doesn't." said the old man. The mailman proceeded to move toward the house, and the dog immediately bit him on the leg! After fighting the dog off with his mailbag, the mailman proceeded to the house, keeping a watchful eye on the dog. After straightening his mailbag, he handed the old man his mail. "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" he sneered at the old man as he pulled up his pants leg, revealing a large bite mark. "That's right. He doesn't bite." said the old man calmly...."That's not my dog!"
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