The Tale of The Little Gray Rock
Once upon a time, there was a little gray rock that lived in a fish tank. His dream was to be a driveway rock.

The little gray rock had two friends that lived in the fish tank with him, a red rock and a blue rock. Everyday, the fish that lived in the fish would come over and make weird faces at them.

The little gray rock started to get really ticked about this, so he made a plan with his friends. The next time the fish came over, he would climb on top of his friends and smash the fish.

So that's just what they did and it killed the fish. Whne the owners of the fish saw that the fish was dead, they flushed it down the toilet and dumped all the rocks on the driveway.

MORAL: Use your friends, smash your enemies and you get what you want.
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