Humorous and Unusual Church Names Vol. 3

Vol. 3

Humorous and Unusual Real Church Names

What's in a name? A way to stand out from the crowd? The fulfillment of legal requirements for doing "business"? The opportunity to express the group’s most important attribute or desire? Christ called his followers "sheep". After glancing through directories of thousands of names, we have yet to find anyone calling themselves "sheep" although we did find beavers, lions, owls, eagles, a wolf, a coyote, a snake and at least one "lamb". Also, some that left us curious or amused, and sometimes nearly speechless.

We did not make up these names. These are all "real" and either “official” or “preferred local” church names found in church directories. Some we documented from more than one source because we didn't believe it either.

Enduring to the end:

Marathon UMC
Spencer, IA

Perseverance United Methodist Church
Corydon, IN

Long Run United Methodist Church
WV conf.

End Time Church of God
Belton, TX

Animals of Adoration?

Los Gatos United Methodist Church (Spanish, "The" Cats)
Los Gatos, CA

Mousers Chapel United Methodist Church (apparently useful cats ;-)
Gravel Switch, KY

Jellico United Methodist Church (very special cats)
Jellico, TN

Tiger United Methodist Church (very large cats)
Tallulah Falls, GA

Cayote United Methodist Church (hates cats)
Valley Mills, TX

Wolf United Methodist Church
Newcomerstown, OH

Follow the Lamb
Hancock, NH

Lamb United Methodist Church
Wales, MI

Anaconda United Methodist Church
Yellowstone conf.

Bullocks United Methodist Church
Hester, NC

Eagle United Methodist Church
Eagle, MI

Duck United Methodist Church
Duck, NC

Bald Eagle United Methodist Church
Tyrone, PA

Trout Run United Methodist Church
Black River Falls, WI

Bivalve United Methodist Church (bivalve = mollusks such as clams, oysters, mussels.)
Nanticoke, MD ("Clams got scruples!" from the comic strip, “BC”.)

Cape Porpoise United Methodist Church
New England conf.

Turtle Lake United Methodist Church
Wis. conf

Big Beaver United Methodist Church
Troy, MI

The Beaver Dam Church Of Christ
Beaver Dam, Wisconsin

Beaver Faithful United Methodist Church
Western Ohio conf.

Beaver Falls Central United Methodist Church
Beaver Falls, PA

Beaver Meadows United Methodist Church
Meshoppen, PA

Beaver Valley United Methodist Church
Glasgow, PA

Beavertown United Methodist Church
Beavertown, PA

Beaverdale United Methodist Church
Beaverdale, PA

Beaver United Methodist Church
Beaver, PA

Beaver Dam Trinity United Methodist Church
Beaver Dam, WI

Beaver Chapel United Methodist Church
Friendship, OH

Beaver Yoke United Methodist Church
Beaver, IA

Beaverkill United Methodist Church
Beaverkill, NY

Holy Water?:

Leaksville United Methodist Church
Eden, NC

Wetmore United Methodist Church
KS

Sour Lake United Methodist Church
Sour Lake, TX

Shallowater United Methodist Church
Shallowater, TX

Chugwater United Methodist Church
Chugwater, WY

Spray United Methodist Church
Eden, NC

Waterproof United Methodist Church
Saint Joseph, LA

Waves Of Joy Pentecostal Church Of God
Tampa, FL

Walk On the Water Faith Church
Osage Beach, MO

Gospel Water Branch Baptist Church
Augusta, GA area

Fountain Baptist Church
Summit, NJ

Mercy Falls
Highlands, NC

Cowboy Church At Pool Arena
Fletcher, OK

It's the little things that count:

Midgetts Chapel United Methodist Church
Alamo, TN

Nursery United Methodist Church
Southwest Tex. conf.

Little Lot United Methodist Church
Tenn. conf.

Hummels United Methodist Church
Central Pa. conf.

Mole Mill United Methodist Church
WV conf.

Eyota United Methodist Church
Eyota, MN

Plankton United Methodist Church
East Ohio conf.

Micro United Methodist Church
Kenly, NC

The Book of Numbers?:

Union 3:16
Las Vegas, NV

24-7 Church
Seffner, FL

Acts2 Church
Virginia Beach, VA.

Sixteen United Methodist Church
Iberia, OH

Village Seven Presbyterian Church
Colorado Springs, CO

The 43rd house group in Calgary (No listings found for the first 42.)
Calgary, AB, Canada

Fifty Six Missionary Baptist Church
Fifty Six, AR

Hundred United Methodist Church
Hundred, WV

Many United Methodist Church
Many, LA

Attitude is everything:

Defiance United Methodist Church of Salem
Council Bluffs, IA

Picayune Church of Christ
Picayune, MS

Petty United Methodist Church
North Tex conf.

Braggs United Methodist Church
Braggs, OK

Mad City Church
Madison, WI

Flippen United Methodist Church
McDonough, GA

Finger United Methodist Church
Enville, TN

Jollity United Methodist Church
Edinburgh, IN

Jollytown United Methodist Church
New Freeport, PA

Cockeysville Epworth United Methodist Church
Cockeysville, MD

Shaft United Methodist Church (“Who’s the man . . .”)
Frostburg, MD

"United Methodist Church of Savage"
Savage, MD

Mocks United Methodist Church
Advance, NC

Eclectic United Methodist Church
Eclectic, AL

To Boldly Go:

Adventure Christian Church
Rocklin, CA.

Discovery United Methodist Church
Hoover, AL

Great Adventure Harvest Church
Elko, NV

Looking to enter into His rest?:

Nodaway United Methodist Church
Council Bluffs, IA

Sleepy Eye Faith United Methodist Church
Sleepy Eye, MN

Sleepy Hollow United Methodist Church
Falls Church, VA

Box Springs United Methodist Church
Upatoi, GA

Couch United Methodist Church
Alton, MO

Sleeper United Methodist Church
Lebanon, MO

Ten Sleep United Methodist Church
Ten Sleep, WY

The shape of things:

Circle of Grace
Apex, NC

East Hill Foursquare Church
Gresham, OR

Georgetown Foursquare Church
Georgetown, TX.

Gallup Foursquare
Gallup, NM

Oblong Evangelical United Methodist
Oblong, IL

Oblong Central United Methodist Church
Oblong, IL

Oval United Methodist Church
Jersey Shore, PA

Diamond Head Seventh-Day Adventist Church
Honolulu, Hi

Roundhead United Methodist Church
Roundhead, OH

Long Bottom United Methodist Church
Racine, OH

Diagonal Yoke United Methodist Church
Creston, IA

Slant United Methodist Church
Holston conf.

Chunky United Methodist Church
Chunky, MS

Busti Fed United Methodist Church
Jamestown, NY

Round Bottom United Methodist Church
Pounding Mill, VA

Bowlegs United Methodist Church
Wewoka, OK

Peach Bottom Mt Zion United Methodist Church
Eastern Pa. conf.

Hop Bottom United Methodist Church
Wyoming conf.

Narrows First United Methodist Church
Holston conf.

Tip Top United Methodist Church
Holston conf.

Known by their parts?:

Brick By Brick United Methodist Church
Lexington, KY

The Window United Methodist Church
Paducah, KY

The Door Christian Center
San Antonio, TX

Christians Without Walls (Are mimes allowed?)
Richmond, VA

Knobs Baptist Church
Tower Hill, IL

Bald Knob United Methodist Church
WV conf.

Flag Chapel Baptist Church
Jackson MS

Kite United Methodist Church
Wadley, GA

Old Wegee United Methodist Church
St Clairsville, OH

Chime Bell Baptist Church
Aiken SC area

Church of the Palms
Sarasota, FL

Woodcock United Methodist Church
PA

Golden Gate Baptist Church
Wilder, ID

The Carpenter's Table (Foursquare Gospel Church)
Marlborough, MA

The Bridge - a Church of the Nazarene
Pearl City, HI

New Post Chapel
Lawton, OK

Anchor Baptist Church
O'Fallon, MO

Canoe United Methodist Church
AL

Wooden Shoe United Methodist Church
Gladwin, MI

Lapel United Methodist Church
Lapel, IN

Fishhook United Methodist Church
Bayliss, IL

Upper Room Apostolic Church
New Port Richey, FL

Pine Log United Methodist Church
Rydal, GA

Old Brick United Methodist Church
Philadelphia, PA

Brick United Methodist Church
Holston conf.

Looking Glass United Methodist Church
Neb. conf.

Telephone United Methodist Church
North Tex conf.

Kodak United Methodist Church
Holston conf.

King James Bible Baptist Church
Ladson, SC

Anvil Block United Methodist Church
Ellenwoood, GA

Rope of Hope Cowboy Church
Duluth, GA

It's just a name!:

South Park United Methodist Church
Dayton, OH

Placentia United Methodist Church
Placentia, CA

Colon United Methodist Church
Colon, MI

Eros United Methodist Church
Eros, LA

Kinsey United Methodist Church
Kinsey, AL

Climax United Methodist Church
Colquitt, GA

Poosey United Methodist Church
Richmond, KY

Protection United Methodist Church
Protection, KS

Protection United Methodist Church
Chaffee, NY

Clapps Chapel United Methodist Church
Holston conf.

Cumming United Methodist Church
Cumming, GA

Cumming Grove Baptist Church
Augusta, GA area

Cummings United Methodist Church
Cummings, KS

Hooker Church of Christ
Hooker, OK

Hooker SDA Church
Hooker, OK

Hooker United Methodist Church
Hooker, OK

Letcher Independent Baptist Church
Jeremiah, KY

Bangs United Methodist Church
Bangs, TX

Bangor Liberty Friends Church
Bangor, IA

Altoona Regular Baptist Church
Altoona (greater Des Moines), IA

Runs Baptist Church
Aiken SC area

Flushing United Methodist Church
Flushing, MI

Flushing First United Methodist Church
Flushing, NY

Peterhead Methodist Church
Peterhead, Aberdeenshire, Scotland UK

Climax United Methodist Church
Council Bluffs, IA

Graefenburg United Methodist Church
Frankfort, KY

Bangor United Methodist Church
Bangor, MI

Climax United Methodist Church
Climax, MI

Climax United Methodist Church
Howard, KS

Intercourse United Methodist Church
Intercourse, PA

Gay United Methodist Church
Hogansville, GA

Quercus Grove United Methodist Church
Aurora, IN

Dike United Methodist Church
Dike, IA

Chiques United Methodist Church
Mount Joy, PA

Fountain Head United Methodist Church
Byhalia, MS

Maiden United Methodist Church
Maiden, NC

Coxsackie United Methodist Church
Coxsackie, NY

Balls Mills United Methodist Church
Cogan Station, PA

Peters Chapel United Methodist Church
PA

Johnson United Methodist Church
Watkinsville, GA

"X-Prairie United Methodist Church" (an X-Rated Church?)
Columbus, MS

Pleasureville United Methodist Church
Pleasureville, KY

Bangor First United Methodist Church
Bangor, ME

Bangor First United Methodist Church
Bangor, PA

Bangor Grace United Methodist Church
Bangor, ME

Mount Juliet United Methodist Church
WV conf.

Lolita United Methodist Church
Lolita, TX

Lovers Lane United Methodist Church
Dallas, TX

Breeding United Methodist Church
Breeding, KY

Fouke First Assembly of God
Fouke, AR

Fouke Church of Christ
Fouke, AR

Cleanliness is next to . . .? :

Bath First Baptist Church
Aiken SC area

Bath United Methodist Church
Brookville, IN

Hygiene United Methodist Church
Hygiene, CO

Fresh Start Community Church
Clearwater, FL

Towel-N-Basin Christian Church
Zephyr Cove (Lake Tahoe), NV

"Mt Pleasant Bath Co" United Methodist Church
Owingsville, KY

Showers Olean United Methodist Church
Olean, NY

Bath United Methodist Church
Bath, ME

Churches of the Brethren:

Ironman Baptist Church
Hartselle, AL

Sultan United Methodist Church
Pacific NW conf.

Manly United Methodist Church of Bethel
Mason City, IA

Marlboro United Methodist Church
New England conf.

Bass United Methodist Church
Macon, GA

Old Hickory United Methodist Church
Tenn. conf.

Iron Sharpens Iron Ministries
Hollywood, FL

Studley United Methodist Church
Hill City, KS

Churches of the Sistern?

Ladies Chapel United Methodist Church
Greensburg, KY

Pink Flowers MBC
McCarley, MS.

Poetry United Methodist Church
North Tex conf.

Daisy United Methodist Church
Holston conf.

Guiding Light Church Assembly, Inc.
Indianapolis, IN

Poseyville United Methodist Church
Bremen, GA

Alto United Methodist Church
Kokomo, IN

Avon United Methodist Church
Avon, IN

Meshoppin United Methodist Church
Meshoppin, PA

Vassar United Methodist Church
Baldwin City, KS

"Christian Sistahs, Inc. (Christian Women's Organization)"
Washington, DC

Avon United Methodist Church
Greenwood, Miss conf.

Husband United Methodist Church
PA

Got Milk?:

Guernsey United Methodist Church
Cedar Rapids, IA

Holstein United Methodist Church
Sioux City, IA

Guernsey United Methodist Church
Newcomerstown, OH

Hereford United Methodist Church
Monkton, MD

Mooers Fork United Methodist Church (cows go right, bulls to the left?)
Mooers, NY

Old Time Religion?:

Arcanum Faith United Methodist Church
Arcanum, OH (arcane – secret or mystery)

Flintstone United Methodist Church
Flintstone, GA

Beulah Baptist Church of Deanwood Heights
Washington, DC

Ebenezer Lutheran Church
Chicago, IL

Bertha United Methodist Church
Clarissa, MN

Buford United Methodist Church
Mowrystown, OH

Prunedale United Methodist Church
Prunedale, CA

Trussville United Methodist Church
Trussville, AL

Fossil United Methodist Church
Fossil, OR

Arp United Methodist Church
Arp, TX

The Church in the Wilderness?:

Rural United Methodist Church
Carlinville, IL

Cowboy Church on the Prairie
Post Falls, ID

Possum Road Church of God
Springfield, OH

Bearwallow United Methodist Church
Columbia, KY

Lair United Methodist Church
Cynthiana, KY

Brush United Methodist Church
Brush, AL

Coon Rapids First United Methodist Church
Sioux City, IA

Shuck Memorial Baptist Church
Lewisburg, WV

Cooter United Methodist Church
Steele, MO

Huckleberry Springs United Methodist Church
WV conf.

Lumpkin United Methodist Church
South GA, conf.

Gravel Switch United Methodist Church
Gravel Switch, KY

Turkeytown United Methodist Church
Gadsen, AL

Maybeury United Methodist Church
WV conf.

Bumpus Mills United Methodist Church
Tenn. conf.

Moose Pass United Methodist Church
Alaska conf.

Campground United Methodist Church
Nicholls, GA

Congo United Methodist Church
AR

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