At the Church of Mimic, we believe that all bad traders and
others that are unfaithful to the MLP faith (Church member or no) are reborn as
fakies...cursed throughout their lifetimes...We offer you examples of their
pennance...
The Holy MOC Mimic demands offerings of pictures of all who
have fallen in warning to those who might stray from the path... so send your fakie pictures to the Oracle,
so that she might offer them up to the Holy MOC Mimic...(and gawk at them too).
|
 | A
frightening fakie...what evil did this soul do? |
 | Someone on
ebay tried to sell this nightmare for $4.99! Cashing in on the pennance of
a soul...like medieval indulgences... |
 | Someone
try and explain away that phallus-shaped horn.... |
 | A fakie
donkey/horse...an ass? I wonder if it's not a coincidence that there are so many
of these paticular fakies about... |
 | ::bows head:: This soul must have
sinned aganist the Ponies through many lives |
 | This thing looks like it's in pain.
A lot of pain. Well, this *is* eternal damnation.... |
 | A great many evils come from
Ebay, and this deformed, flocked little mutant is just one of them. |
 | This
horrid creature was found on Ebay. Ugly as sin, isn't it? |
