| One-Liners to Make Your Tailhole Pucker |
| 12/18/02 - The other day, as I was diving headfirst into a bag of pistachios, one of my new coworkers looks over and says: "Oh my god, how many nuts do you have?" |
| 01/02/03 - Over my Christmas trip to NYC, we (Keith and I) went to see Betty (an awesome band - go see them NOW!). We got to meet all three women after the show. Steven: "Did you hear that? Alyson said I was a cutie!" Keith: "Well of course you are, she - WHAT?!?" Apparently, he was jealous of girls, too. How cute :-) |
| 01/10/02 - While at dinner, my friend Melissa manages to say to her boyfriend: "It's a decorative bone" |
| 01/22/03 - A few days ago, I get an email from Karen (my old roommate) asking if I could change the lightbulb in the carport. I never notice either is out until both are gone. Her subtle way of pointing them out was: "If you wait another day or 2 both bulbs will be out and you will only have to drag the ladder out once." |
| 02/03/03 - Scott: "Did you just break my box off?" No context necessary. |
| 02/10/03 - Keith: "Did you squirt or just use a drop?" & "I am SO going to feel that in my butt tomorrow!" Same day, different occasions, no context necessary. |