MATCHER

Matchmaker

On the internet, there are many websites containing thumbnail-photo gallery webpages picturing rows of enlargeable and savable-to-diskette/CD/jump-drive young-women photos in various states of dress and undress....and I suppose the equivalent of young-men photos the same way.

Most of them do not have the personal names, addresses, or other identification associated with each photo, but are merely marked with copyright or website-referral info.

Now, let's suppose there are real people out there wanting to physically become acquainted with and actually meet each other in person for romance, common-law (i.e. concubinal) marriage, and sexual-intercourse-type connections thereafter.....but want to use free, fast, convenient, and private cyberspace access to do it.

How can they do that? Who will help them?

That is the job of an Internet Concubinal (i.e. common-law-marriage) Matchmaker (or ICM, abbreviated).

A respectable and reliable ICM has to genuinely be interested in assisting marriage-intentioned never-divorced opposite-sex people (preferably authentic Christians) to get to know of each other, know enough about each other, and convey means to communicate with and meet each other. He must be reliable and someone (non-homosexual/non-homogay) people can depend upon to coordinate truthful data to the sensuously needy, and only for the purpose of facilitating date-to-mate matrimony and not date-rape seductive assault, massage/escort "friendship" fornication, nor porn-picture modelling. He must be well-publicized and media-accessible enough so people know of him and his reputational intentions, reliability, expertise, and track-record success in doing what is said of him.

Conversely, the heterosexual non-divorced young people who apply to him for mate-selection assistance must not only be of truthworthy and reliable Christian character themselves, but of a mindset to be matrimonially-intentioned exclusively and not instead mischievously or maliciously seek to cause trouble involving themselves in the ICM's operations and/or the operations of his bonafide-quality constituents. Applicants to the ICM should not misuse ICM assistance for data-accessed date-rape nor massage/escort "friendship" fornication.

Now, let's suppose the ICM has become known to and trusted by six (6) individuals: Ken (a married Caucasian male of 50 wanting a part-time concubine in addition to his comatose wife), Jamima (a single Negro female of 25), Jane (a single Asian female of 24), Ramsey (a single Negro male of 28), Dick (a single Asian male of 27), Barbie (a single Caucasian female of 23 quite willing to be part-time concubine for some older man). They are an assortment of Baptist, Lutheran, Methodist, Presbyterian, Anglican, and Pentacostal - respectively. They all live within the same large metro area within the same state in America.

Who should get to know of who, and who needs to not know about whoever else?

They all make it easy for the ICM by knowing how to create and post a short and easy webpage on the internet using a free hoster. For example, Dick had applied to a free webhoster called Topcities (at http://topcities.com) and arbitrarily chosen the URL name dick (i.e. http://dick.topcities.com) as his account name. He had previously composed a short webpage file (i.e. .htm file) by restarting his at-home Windows computer in the DOS mode, typing in the word edit after the C prompt and pressing the Enter key on the keyboard, then in the resultant blue screen typed up simple HTML code on it (shown below) which he then saved by pressing the Alt key on his keyboard and (following on-screen instructions) saved the file with the arbitrarily-chosen filename dick.htm which he then copied to diskette and then uploaded that diskette .htm file to Tocities using the Topcities File Manager, changed the filename to index.html which Topcities then posted on the internet.

As yet unbeknowns to Dick (though Christ Jesus the Ultimate Matchmaker was watching and directing all this from above with intense interest), Jane had constructed her webpage (.htm) file differently, by saving a webpage already on the internet to diskette (using the Save As dropdown option from the upper-left-hand-corner File button on the screen), then on her home computer used her Internet Explorer browser to bring up that .htm file and edit it by clicking on the Source dropdown option from View (which was automatically already in WordWrap) with her IE 5.0 browser.

Both the HTML code webpages of Dick and Jane looked similar:

Here's where the ICM comes in.

Both Dick and Jane e-mail the ICM's e-mail address, asking him to post their internet website's URL (address) on ICM's master-listing webpage, which the ICM promply does within three business days (by the ICM editing his own master webpage with the free hoster it is hosting on). Both Dick and Jane then get into that ICM webpage and thus discover the webpages of each other, plus I.D.-access vitals. Dick and Jane then simultaneously e-mail each other, and arrange a movie or restaurant first-time meeting together privately. If they like each other, they both ask the ICM to remove their webpage name from the ICM webpage listing to prevent anyone else contacting them presuming either one is yet available for someone else.

As you might guess, that is the way Ken finds Barbie and Barbie finds Ken, plus Ramsey finding Jamima and Jamima finding Ramsey. By the photos, Negro is attracted to Negro, Asian to Asian, Caucasian to Caucasian. Protestant is equally yoked together with protestant (Christian).

In the case of Ken and Barbie, a mutual-copy Concubinal Agreement is filled out and retained by both of them, and confrontation against and utilization of pre-marital pastoral interrogators and expensive-wedding-garb complications and expenses is avoided.

Holy Polygamy!

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