Do you ever feel like the world is closing in, and you need to escape?

Bill shows off the used blow pop he got off eBay for 50 cents, plus $4.50 shipping and handling.

Oh, no, silly Chicken Littlejeff, the sky isn't falling!

Dad holds court at dinner with daring tales of sneaking toothpaste onto his flight.

There once was a couple from Waco
Wait, nothing rhymes with Waco
This is the worst poem ever
And it doesn't rhyme at all
Mmm, I could go for some popcorn right about now
Maybe some Twizzlers
But only the strawberry kind
The cherry flavor tastes funny
Don't get me started on the so-called chocolate ones
Y'all still here?
This is pathetic.

Missing my sweetie, making everyone else nauseous talking about her every stinkin' minute.

And then cheating on her by having dessert with another woman. For shame, you're an engaged man!

Jennifer, making this look good since 1987.

I don't know ... Something about all this seems fishy.

There was this mollusk, and he walks up to this sea cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke everyone talks ... and the sea cucumber turns to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"

The new playground game sweeping the nation, Push Me With A Broom, didn't turn out so well.