Peachy Keen
The family comes to Atlanta for a visit, March 2007.
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BREAKING NEWS! A moment caught in time, seconds after I accepted the position in Memphis.
Director: "Ready 4. Take 4. Ready 2. Take 2. ... Wait, who put Cartoon Network on the air!?"
Heard in background: "*giggle*"
"So if I push this button some guy named Lance shows up? I'd rather request a pilot."
Deep in the bowels of the CNN control room (the network which all attractive and intelligent people watch everyday because it makes them wealthy, popular, and cool).
It's not that I'm arrogant about the little people downstairs, it's just that they're so small!
"Coming up on Headline News, why men kill bugs with ease yet can't clean a toilet. Stay tuned."
Admit it, as soon as you saw the camera pointed at you, you froze. Not so easy from this side, is it?
Safe to say this is the first time Gabriel's sat on a $7,000 couch imported from Italy without someone yelling, "Careful! That's a $7,000 couch from Italy!"
I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your magic screens with tiny people trapped inside frightens and confuses me! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts; sometimes I have to leave my Mercedes convertible and hide in the Sharper Image store. But there is one thing I do know - When Stephanie presents the news, you had better tune in.
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