MAIN
HISTORY OF THE SHITPIT MAFIA
ABOUT
MISSON
THE HISTORY OF THE SHITPIT MAFIA IS A LONG AND HARD ONE. IT ALL BEGAN A LONG TIME AGO WHEN MOSES' WAS COMING TO ALL OF US AND EXPLAINING HOW SOCIETY HAD REJECTED HIM FROM THEIR UNFORGIVING ARMS. SO WE DECIDED THAT WE CAN DO SOMETHING FOR HIM. WE DECIDED THAT WE WERE GOING TO GO CRAZY AND DESTROY EVERYTHING. I EXPLAINED OUR PLANS TO THE FUTURE MASTER AND HE/SHE TOLD ME THAT WE ARE APPROACHING THIS BY THE WORNG ANGLE. INSTEAD OF BEING JUST PLAIN OLD HOOLIGANS WE CAN BECOME INVOLVED IN ORGANISED CRIME. HE/SHE TOLD ME THAT IF WE WORK IN A FORMAL MANOR WE SHALL BE UNSTOPABLE. SO FROM THEN ON THE MASTER WAS BORN. IT STARTED OFF AS A SMALL POSSE. WE HAD NO NAME BUT WE KNEW THAT WE HAD TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND CREATE A BETTER SOCIETY FOR MOSES. WE WERE CONSIDERING OUR WAYS IN WHICH WE MAY APPROACH THIS, WHEN WE WITNESSED BEAVIS THROW AN APPLE AND SEVERAL OTHER ITEMS OF FOOD DOWN A DRAIN. THIS GAVE THE MASTER AN IDEA. THE MASTER EXPLAINED THAT PEOPLE NEED PERSONAL HIGENE TO SURVIVE. WITHOUT CLEAN DRAINAGE AND WATER SYSTEMS THEY ARE DEFENSLESS. IF WE BLOCK THEIR DRAINS THE WATER WILL SLOWLY RISE EVERY TIME THEY GO TO THE TOILET, TAKE A SHOWER HOSE THEIR FRONT LAWN ETC.

SO THE MASTER PROCLAIMED THE MISSON!
TO READ THE MISSON CLICK HERE!

SHORTLY AFTER WE FOUND OTHER WAYS OF ATTACKING THE COMMUNITTEE. WE STARTED GRAFFITING OUR CODE INTO EVERYTHING WE SAW. IN A SHORT TIME WE HAD GATHERED ABOUT TEN PEOPLE INTO A POSSE AND THEY WERE TELLING PEOPLE WORLD WIDE ABOUT THE SHITPIT. WE THEN MADE THE ORIGINAL WEBSITE. MANY PEOPLE VISTED THIS AND THEN JOINED. AFTER 6 MONTHS WE HAVE GROWNED TO AN OUTSTANDING POPULATION OF MEMBERS OF ABOUT 200-300. WE ARE NOW AT THIS POINT A LARGE MAFIA WHICH IS GROWNING BIGGER BY THE DAY. MY PREDICTION WAS THAT SOON WE WOULD BECOME A CULT. WHEN I ANNOUNCED MY VIEWS TO THE MASTER, HE/SHE SIMPLY RESPONDED "NOT A CULT, RATHER A FAMILY OF BROTHERS AND SISTERS IN THE SHITPIT ORGANISATION, WHO ARE SIMPLY MAKING IT A BETTER WORLD FOR MOSES".
NEWS
MASTER
PHOTOS
NATIONS
DAMAGE
RANKS
BIOS
ENIMIES
JOURNAL
HISTORY
HATERS
E-MAILS
LINKS
JOIN
UPDATES
WE HAVE A SHITPIT MAFIA MARKETING CAMPAINGE GOING ON AT THE CURRENT TIME.

RANKINGS. SOME MEMBERS HAVE BEEN DERANKED AND UPRANKED

THE MASTER PROCLAIMS DEC 06
SITE INFO
THIS SITE IS LICENCED TO THE SHITPIT MAFIA, SHITPIT POSSE, SHITPIT CULT ECT.
ALL SHITPIT MAFIA WEBSITES ARE ALL LICENCED TO THE SHITPIT MAFIA CODE. ANY BREACHING OF THIS CODE WILL RESULT IN HEAVY FINDS UP TO $5000 AND/ OR IMPRISONMENT.
THIS IS A MARKETING CAMPAING BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE SHITPIT MAFIA.
COPY RIGHT 2002
THIS IS A PHOTO OF A WOMAN WHO LOST HER BUSINESS IN THE LINE OF OUR RIOTS. THE MASTER WAS THERE AND HE/SHE COMFORTED HER AND SAID "SOCIETY DID THIS, NOT US!"
AT THE CURRENT POINT OF TIME WE HAVE PEOPLE WORKING AROUND THE CLOCK IN OUR COMMUNICATIONS FEILD. WE HAND OUT FLYERS TO MAKE PEOPLE JOIN, WE VIST CHAT ROOMS, WE ALSO HAVE CREATED SEVERAL WEBSITES. I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE DERF IS CREATING A SHITPIT MAFIA PEOPLE FOR THOSE WHO CAN ONLY SPEAK CHINESE. WE LOOK FOWARD TO THE COMPETION OF THIS PROJECT.
ALSO WE ARE WORKING ON A WEBSITE WHICH IS STRICTLY FOR MEMBERS ONLY. THAT MEANS YOU'LL BE FORCED TO ENTER A ID NUMBER AND CODE BEFORE BEING ABLE TO ENTER. THIS SITE IS YET UNCONFERMED WHEN IT SHALL BE COMPLETE.
THIS SITE WAS STARTED ON 06/03/02 IT WAS LAST UPDATED ON THE 20/02/02
You need Java to see this applet.
Hosted by www.Geocities.ws

1