| oh those teenage years |
| a month before my 18th BD my parents allowed me to go for a 3 day weekend with my boyfriend ..Vernon, we were going camping. The one thing he loved most, and we were so excited...(you know). Well anyways he packed down his Baja bug with all the camping gear his family owned, plus his guns and ammo, and we headed out.Our destination , Black Rock ...way far back up in the woods. We stopped in a little mountain town and gassed the Bug up, and started back up the hill, when all of a sudden his car lost power... we pulled over and to our surprise the engine was on fire...just a little one, but still, he grabbed his sleeping bag to smother the baby fire...when WHOOSH..it went up in flames..and just that fast the fiberglass surrounding the engine area caught on fire. Before we knew it the whole car was in flames, and inside the car were propane bottles...fuel for the lanterns, shotgun shells, deer rifle shells, and plus the gas tank of the car was full. He managed to save his rifles, and my bag, but that was it. Soon fire ranger bob showed up and stopped traffic , because of all dangerous crap inside. When the engine finally blew it picked the car up off the ground. The giant ten man tent he had over the gas tank in the trunk . Weventually we were given a ride and dropped off at that gas stop we had just left, and called his mom to come and get us. We still went and spent the night together at the local lake in his mom and dads truck camper, but I'll save that part for the sex link. |
| coming home shit faced drunk, after a high school football game, and my mom and dad still being awake...Not a good thing. |
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| or even worse crunching the family car door in while cruising Belmont, and having to come home and tell your dad while all the time thinking your gonna be sick from drinking too much TJ swan. They HAD to know. |
| Troy ...my little brother was born when I was 14. and I remember the time my mom and dad finally let me watch him alone. well I heated the baby food jar up in a pan of boiling water, just like mom showed me...and got him in his high chair..bibbed up and ready...gave him a spoon full of his favorite gerber squash...instantly he started screaming and screaming ..omg I thought..wtf is wrong? I thought a diaper pin had come undone...he cried and cried AND cried.. no wonder..I hadnt checked the temp of his food. I burnt his little mouth off. |
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| me as a teenager..looking all cool |
| I was a pretty spoiled and lucky teenage girl And one xmas I had gotten a horse as a present. Actually I recieved it a few weeks before xmas. But on xmas morning I had gone riding. and after your done riding ..you walk your horse to cool it down..especially in the winter. Well I was done and went towards the house when my dad came out.."Did you walk that horse?" I said yes..he basically was calling me a liar and grabbed my shirt...and Ill never forget it...the whole sleeve of my sweatshirt came off in his hand. I was like What the heck????thats it.. |
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| WELL...WE LIVED WAY WAY OUT IN THE COUNTRY, AND MOM AND DAD WERE OUT OF TOWN AND BLASTING ON THE STEREO WAS BAD COMPANYS, 'FEEL LIKE MAKING LOVE' SONG WHEN OUTTA NOWHERE THERE WERE THESE BUSINESS MEN KNOCKING ON MY BACK DOOR. THEY WERE LIKE, "DOES YOUR MOM AND DAD KNOW YOU PLAY MUSIC THAT LOUD?"AI WAS LIKE,"HUH? WHERE DID YOU GUYS COME FROM?" I WAS SO EMBARASSED |
| once my mom and dad went out of town and I had my boyfriend spend the night. well earlier we had made marijuana brownies but didnt clean up the mess, we ended up getting in a fight..he was on the couch passed out..and I was on my bed passed out...when mom and dad came home early...Oh Geeeee...dad was freaking out , "get your ass up and get him outta here".. mom was like,"noooooo, she cant drive, shes been doing marijuana". (I swear parents back then.) anyways..we waited till daylight then split... marijuana brownies and all. I came home and stayed hid out in my room for days. |
| mom asked once if I could cut hair "why sure I can", I said. I took the sissors in hand and proceeded to cut and cut and totally thrashed her hair up ..real bad. (ooops sorry mom) well payback time came one day when she said she could wax eyebrows.She was WRONG, by the time she was done, I had no eyebrows. I went to school the next day and everybody kept saying, "what is it about you?? you look different." well NO SHIT, I didnt have any fricken eyebrows!! |
| well my first weed smoking experience was with Laura,.my non weed smoking friend..she had a joint and we drove way way out into an orchard.. got out of the truck and lit it..not sure if we got stoned or not, But we sure did get paranoid |
| and also come to think of it...my first drunk experienc was with Laura..dang Laura.. anyways..it was at her aunts wedding. champange and teenagers dont mix. I threw up all over a table at the reception, I neetly wrapped it up in the table cloth. And on the way home in the back seat of her parents car, me and her brother were like making out..I think when I got sick again all over myself and her brother. then he got sick....a puke a thon. |
| living at my grandmas house in my late teens, My cousin ronnie was visiting, and I came in late one night..only to find him masterbating on the hide a bed in grandmas den...He didnt hear me! soooo I backed out and went back outside. and returned LOUDER..luckily he was done, and never knew I saw. |
| Went to a Willie Nelson concert with my girlfriend Karen once, and before we arrived we both had drank a bottle of homemade wine. Feeling not so good..I headed out for the restroom, but before I could get there, I heard my name being called from above, as I looked up to see who it was, I proceeded to vomit all over some poor unaware man who was standing there. The moral to this story? Watch out for drunk teenagers at concerts. |
| I remember once... |