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FUTURAMA CUTS - SEASON 2 2: BRANNIGAN, BEGIN AGAIN - C4 PREMIERE 24.07.01, 18:30 THE ONE WHERE Space captain Zap Brannigan (who has had a 'previous encounter' with Leela we're constantly reminded of) accidentally destroys the headquarters of the Democratic Order Of Natioins (Doop - they're like the United Nations in our time), and gets fired along with his assistant Kiff. They find a job with PX, and soon Zap, Fry and Bender mutiny against Leela, making Brannigan the new captain DEFINITE CUTS This episode was cut pretty heavily, although C4 kept in as much as they could, even if it did mean that some parts of the episode made no sense whatsoever. ---------------------------- At Doop HQ, where PX are delivering the ceremonial scissors: BRANNIGAN Why, Leela! I do believe we�ve� �met�? BENDER (to Leela) He means you guys did it. ---------------------------- In the courtroom, Brannigan cross-examines Leela: BRANNIGAN We�ve met before, have we not? LEELA Yes. BRANNIGAN And, on that occasion, did you not have sex with someone? May I remind you, you are under oath. LEELA (groans) Yes. BRANNIGAN Please point out the person in the courtroom you had sex with. (Leela points to Brannigan � Fry whoooops) BRANNIGAN And his name is? LEELA (groans) Zap Brannigan. BRANNIGAN The very same Zap Brannigan who did not blow up Doop headquarters! I rest my case. ---------------------------- In the scene where Brannigan and Kiff start living as �civilians�, having been found guilty and fired: (Shot of Brannigan smoking a cigar and wearing a cowboy hat. Then, he�s outside a building with the sign �Sex� on the front. The Crazy Old Lady�s limousine pulls up � Brannigan winks at her but she points at Kiff, who is ordered to get into the back seat of the limo, and it drives away. Oh dear.) ---------------------------- Fry and Bender have a hose fight while cleaning the ship: LEELA (to Fry and Bender) All right, this is the third hose fight I�ve broken up today, and the second with actual hoses. Now move your lazy asses and start scrubbing the ship like I ordered you to! ---------------------------- Brannigan and Kiff have come to PX to beg Leela for a job: BRANNIGAN You�re the only woman who ever loved me. LEELA I never loved you. BRANNIGAN I mean physically! LEELA What do you want? BRANNIGAN Just let me work for a little food. I could paint a fence, or service you sexually, or mop the floors? LEELA You don�t know how to do any of those things! BRANNIGAN Well, Kiff might. ---------------------------- Bender, Fry and new crew member Brannigan are talking about Leela as captain: BRANNIGAN � I see. Does she by any chance give the crew members spankings? FRY No, she just makes us do work and stuff. BRANNIGAN Good, good. But should she ever institute some sort of bare-bottomed spanking policy, let me go in your place. I won�t have my comrades harmed. BENDER Hey, this guy�s all right! |
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