FUTURAMA CUTS SEASON 3

2: WAR IS THE H-WORD
C4 PREMIERE 25.09.02, 18:30


THE ONE WHERE To qualify for 5% military discount, Bender and Fry join the army with the plan of quitting as soon as they buy ham-flavoured gum. But, seconds later, war is declared and they end up fighting an army of balls on a planet with little value. And Leela isn�t there to save them from certain death this time. Or is she? (da da dunn)
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DEFINITE CUTS
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Opening scene, in the shop:
SHOP ASSISTANT        Alright sergeant, $100-worth of pixie sticks
and porno mags, with your 5% military discount, comes to $95.
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Later, when Brannigan is telling us Bender�s word to set off the voice-activated bomb:
BRANNIGAN     No. 7: �Up�. No. 6:
INSTEAD OF �Pimpmobile� APPEARING ON THE SCREEN AT NO. 6, WE HEAR �Of course� AND SEE A STILL PICTURE OF KIFF AND FRY, WHO ARE LISTENING TO THIS.
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BENDER       Enough of this crap! I�m catching the next
pimpmobile out of here!
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Not too bad, to be honest. We were allowed to hear all the �ass� references, �crap�, and numerous risqu�e �balls� jokes, and they also kept in Zapp�s attraction to Lee Lemon and Zapp�s butt (although they were allowed last season too).
BUT - I bet they get complaints for this, and have to go back to the insane censorship of 2001 (I'm the eternal optimist, I am).
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