April 2, 2005

Unofficial Rankings

1. Portia Van Buren-  She's on a roll again, and she beat Bethany Christian, the woman who crushed now-World Champion Jeanette Lansdale.  Statement made.  The Once and Future Queen.  Last Ranking:  3

2. Jeanette Lansdale - Rebounded impressively enough from the Christian and Bates debacles to send Anciline de Cyr and Holly Hotbody to their first losses.  She's beaten every woman to hold the FAWN World Championship, except for her friend Shea London.  Last Ranking:  6

3. Kylie Sanders - She's for real.  Everyone's favorite little cub has grown into a lioness.  Last Ranking:  Not ranked.

4. Holly Hotbody - Vanquished finally against Lansdale, she's neither Champion nor undefeated.  But she's still dangerous and would probably be favored against almost anyone, save Lansdale or Van Buren.  She's at the top of a very long list to get a title rematch.  Last Ranking:  1

5. Ivy Armstrong - Of all the stars who've taken a recent tumble, Ivy is the brightest.  She lost the TV Title in a stunning upset to Kylie Sanders.  She was close to regaining it in the Three Way Dance with Sanders and Bates.  She should be going after Lansdale next.  Last Ranking:  2

6.   Anciline de Cyr-  She was barely edged out by Lansdale, then she failed to put Krystal Erway...uh...away, but she looked impressive in shutting down Shea London, even if she had a little help.  London might have had her, but Anciline showed her that you only get one chance against her before she completed her calm dismissal of the iconic blonde.  Last Ranking:  5

7.  Shea London - She had Anciline beaten, but couldn't account for Mme. Legare.  The least you can say about her is that she was brilliant in defeat.  Last Ranking:  Not ranked.

8.  Chrissy Daniel.  The loss against London hurt, but she'll soon have a chance to redeem herself.  She can beat anyone on the roster on any given day.  She's still deadly.  And now she's pissed off.  Again.  Last Ranking:  4

9.  Xia de Sade - She made Miriam Gaiman her bitch.  Hasn't even been challenged yet.  Last Ranking:  Not Ranked.

10.  LaKeisha Bates - A riddle inside a mystery wrapped in an enigma.  She has a shot at redemption coming up next against Shea London.  How long will she underachieve?  Last Ranking:  7

Dropped Out:  Sissy Landers (8), Miriam Gaiman (9), Shannen Dennehy (10)

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