December 29, 2004

Unofficial Rankings

1. Holly Hotbody-  She's not ranked at the top just because she's the World Champion.  We don't know how she does it...but she keeps winning.  She's not the strongest, fastest, most skilled, or best conditioned.  But she's been unbeatable anyway.  Until someone beats her, she stays right here.

2. Ivy Armstrong - She's been driven lately, and that's very, very scary.  If anyone's going to end Holly Hotbody's streak, it'll probably be Ivy.

3. LaKeisha Bates - She's dropped her last two matches, but they were both impossibly close.  And they were also to the two women ranked higher than her.  One of FAWN's strongest and meanest.

4. "Princess" Sissy Landers - She's won a few.  She's lost a few.  She's really strange.  She's also a woman that no one in FAWN wants to face.

5. Jeanette Lansdale - She's beaten two former FAWN Champs, but she just can't get the job done when it counts.  She looks like she's back in form, but she's going nowhere unless she can win a big one.

6.  Portia Ophelia Van Buren - This ranking ought to really piss her off.  Expect her to move up very quickly in the next month.

7.  Chrissy Daniel - Ditto.

8.  Miriam Gaiman - FAWN's deadliest (and hottest)  headcase.  Sorry, Janus.

9.  "Shady" Shannen Dennehy - I swear...any second now she's going to go supernova and become the biggest thing in FAWN.

10.  Lindsay Locke - She's better than this ranking.  As soon as she proves her win over POV was no fluke, she'll be moving up with a bullet.

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