January 23, 2005

Unofficial Rankings

1. Holly Hotbody-  She 's tied with Chrissy Daniel for the second longest tenure of any FAWN World Champion in history right now.  Next up will be either the slumping Jeanette Lansdale or newcomer Anciline de Cyr.  Still undefeated.  Still World Champion.  Last Ranking:  1

2. Ivy Armstrong - She hasn't seen any action in the last month, but she'll face Kylie Sanders soon.  She's just waiting for a World Title shot.  Last Ranking:  2

3. Portia Ophelia Van Buren - Impressive win against Juliet Bloodwind to get off the schneid.  We're betting that she's righted the ship and will be chasing some hardware very soon.  Last Ranking:  6

4. Chrissy Daniel - Impressive in her tag team win with Anciline de Cyr.  With Bates's, Landers's, Locke's, and Lansdale's stars falling, she'll move up quickly.  Last Ranking:  7

5. Anciline de Cyr - She reminds us of Portia Van Buren in Jeanette Lansdale's body.  That means she's going to beat Lansdale in Memphis.  She's got all the goods, with a bigger mean streak and none of the doubts.  Last Ranking:  Not Ranked

6.  Jeanette Lansdale - She's been dominated in her last two outings.  She was crushed by Bethany Christian, but that didn't count, officially, then managed to steal a win from LaKeisha Bates, but was left naked and KOed by the Nubian Queen.  She's backed into a Number One Contenders against one of FAWN's most impressive new stars.  Expect it to be ugly.  Last Ranking:  5

7.  LaKeisha Bates - She's dropped her last three matches, even though she physically overwhelmed Jeanette Lansdale.  She's still very good, but she needs to get over her habit of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.  Last Ranking:  3

8.  "Princess" Sissy Landers - She had some help against Lindsay Locke, but couldn't get it done against Holly Hotbody.  She remains a threat, but with recent losses to Armstrong and Hotbody, she'll have to wait a while before she gets another title shot.  Last Ranking:  4

9.  Miriam Gaiman - Xia de Sade is challenging Miriam in her own yard.  We're about to find out how the enigmatic red head handles being on the defensive.  The stunning interloper has really gotten under Miriam's skin.  Last Ranking:  8

10.  "Shady" Shannen Dennehy - I swear...any second now she's going to go supernova and become the biggest thing in FAWN. Last Ranking:  9

Dropped Out:  Lindsay Locke (10)

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