| You know you're obsessed with Final Fantasy VII when. . . |
| You know you're obsessed with Final Fantasy VII when. . . |
| 1. You spend hours of perfectly good FF gaming time making FF7 web pages. ^_^ 2. After playing through Cloud's Flashback you develop an unexplained urge to burn things. 3. You dress up as your favorite FF7 character for Halloween -- 5 years in a row. 4. You dress up as your favorite FF7 character everyday. 5. You and your friends refer to each other as FF7 characters. 6. You dress in black for a month in respect for Aeris. 7. You actually like Cloud / Aeris / Cait Sith. 8. You go to strip clubs expecting to see strippers in bumble-bee outfits. 9. Everytime you walk into an office building, you ask to see President Shinra. 10. You hack off one of you arms so you can get a gun grafted in. 11. You keep your mother's head in your coat pocket. 12. You ransack the kitchen and tape all the knives together so you can have a sword like Seph's. 13. You refer to your friend as a "Mindless Puppet" when he/she pisses you off. 14. When someone pisses you off, you turn into a were-beast and attack them. 15. Your version of a threat is, "Don't make me make you One with the Planet!" 16. You don't fight back when getting beat up because you're waiting for you limit gauge to build. 17. You know the English translation of "One Winged Angel" by heart. 18. You're constantly looking in the classifieds to see if Shinra Inc. is hiring. 19. Your dream job is to become one of the Turks. 20. You fantasize about you, your favorite character, and a bedroom. ('nuff said!!! ^_- ) 21. When someone sneezes you say, "Seph bless you." 22. You save up money so you can vacation at Costa del Sol. 23. Your pet name for your girlfriend is Tifa / Aeris. 24. When you're in a bind you ask yourself, "What would Seph do?" (BURN IT ALL!!!! MWA HA HA HA HA!) 25. You become a transvestite and only date guys named Mukki or Dio. 26. You life's mission is to become one of Don Corneo's hoes. 27. After beating the game, you perform strange rituals intented to resurrect Sephiroth from the dead. 28. You want to have your bachelor party at the HoneyBee Inn. 29. You name your pets and\or children after FFVII characters. 30. You spend hours debating with other Sephaholics on the theory of Vincent being Sephiroth's father. 31. You have a Cloud voodoo doll stashed in your closet. 32. You like lard in your tea. 33. You tell people that your geode is really raw materia. 34. You join the army and ask to be stationed under General Sephiroth. 35. You're convinced that your bag of marbles is actually materia. 36. When someone asks you about your parents, you say your mother is Jenova. 37. You rush to a plastic surgeon to get DDD breasts so you can be like Tifa. 38. |
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