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Silk Dress:  Talking to the drunk guy at the pub.
Blonde Wig:  Beating the fruitcakes in the gym at squats.
Diamond Tiara:  F***ing around with the machine at the Inn.
Bikini Briefs:  Having fun with the boys at the Honey Bee Inn.
Make-up:  Having a brief chat with the Bumble Bee Hoes.
Sexy Cologne:  Giving medicine to the sick chick at the bar.

Getting in touch with Cloud's feminine side. . .
priceless.
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