| Try some of these chat up lines and you might get fixed up or !!SLAPPED!! |
| Of all the bones in your body mine would look the best!!!!!!!!! I may not be Fred Flintstone but i can surely make your bed rock!!!!!!!!! Is that a mirror in your pants or can i just see myself in them!!!!!!!!!!!! If you was a car door i would slam you all night long!!!!!!!!!!!!! You must be a broom coz youve just swept me off my feet!!!!!!!!!!!! You must be tired coz youve been running through my mind all day!!!!!!!! If i could rewrite the alphabet i would put U and I together!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you sleep on your stomach (IF SHE SAYS NO REPLY CAN I)!!!!!!!!! Hello my names ________remember it coz youll be screaming it all night long!!!!!!!!!! Are you free tonight or will it cost me!!!!!!!!!!!! Nice dress can i take you out of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tell you nipples not to point its rude!!!!!!!!!!!! I made my bed this morning wanna help me mess it up again!!!!!!!!!!! Want a fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!! If i were moses i would spread your legs instead of the red sea!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey babe lets play carpenter,You get hammered then ill nail you!!!!!!!!!!!! Does your body do a wave coz i want to ride it!!!!!!!!!!! If i were i dump truck would you let me dump my load in your hole!!!!!!!! So do you want to see something really swell!!!!!!!!!!!!! So how do you like your eggs in the morning?scrambled or fertilised!!!!!!! Excuse me but do you give head to strangers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nice tits mind if i feel them!!!!!!!!!!! Is your dad a baker coz youve nice buns!!!!!!!!!! Youve got the whitest teeth ive ever wanted to come accross!!!!!!!!!!! Do you fuck on a first date!!!!!!!!!!!! Sex is a killer wanna die happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Say hello pet do you know what fucks like a tiger and winks?(WINK at her)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you have any rubbers or should i pull out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The word of the day is legs,so lets go back to my place and spread the word!!!!!!!!!!! My names _________but you can call me lover!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck me if im wrong but dont you want to kiss me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My love for you is like having the runs ,i just cant hold it in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 |