| Penis breath a lovers dread Is what you get when you give head Unpleasant as it tends to be Be grateful that he doesnt pee Its times like this you wonder why You bothered reaching for his fly But its too late cant be a tease Accept the facts get on your knees You know youve got a job to do So open wide and shove it through Lick thr tip and take it all Dont drag your teeth or he might bawl Slide up and down and use your tounge And feel the pre-cum start to run So when the fucks he gonna cum Just when you cant take anymore You hear your lovers mighty roar And when he hits that real high note You feel it easing down your throat Salty fishy sticky stuff. |
| Mary had a little lamb She kept it in a bucket Every time the lamb jumped out The sheepdog tried to fuck it |
| There once was a man from Cape Horn Whod wished hed never been born He wouldnt of been If his father had seen That the end of his condom was torn |
| Here i sit so broken hearted Came to shit,But only farted Then one day i took a chance Thought id fart but shit my pants |