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Yo Mama Jokes
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes
off, people thought she was backing up
Yo momma so fat her nickname is
"DAMN"
Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo momma so fat were in her right now
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for
exercise
Yo momma so fat she went to the movies
and sat next to everyone
Yo momma so fat she has been declared a
natural habitat for Condors
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over
twice to get off her...
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the
ocean and spain claimed her for then new
world
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and
people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of
her your ears pop!
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has
to give directions!
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant,
looks at the menu and says
"okay!"
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow
raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea
World to get baptized
Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants
on the driveway
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick
with a paint-roller
Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her
pants to get into her pockets
Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on
4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps,
she brings down the bridge too
Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made
her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the
house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a
scale, it read "one at a time,
please"
Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face
I can't hear the stereo.
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and
broke it.
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the
scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the
scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a
pair of hot dogs!
Yo momma so fat she's got her own area
code!
Yo momma so fat she looks like she's
smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth
till she moved!
Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a
satellite around her!
Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the
beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch,
she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written
on her leg.
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't
pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled
milk - white & chunky!
Yo momma so fat you have to roll her ass
in flour and look for the wet spot to
fuck her!
Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and
two buses just to get on the bitches good
side!
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an
amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and
a booger shot out of george washington's
nose.
Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for
God's bowling ball!
Yo momma so fat she rolled over 4
quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo momma so fat when she lies on the
beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma so fat when she bunje jumps she
goes straight to hell!
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the
air she gets stuck!!!
Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than
a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures
had to be arial views!
Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of
the family!
Yo momma so fat everytime she walks in
high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the
Grand Canyon!
Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and
Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass,
she has to make two trips!
Yo momma so fat even her clothes have
stretch marks!
Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with
a kickstand!
Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a
beeper!
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and
gravy poured out!
Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot
air balloon, it looks like she's wearin
tights!
Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked
car!
Yo momma so fat they have to grease the
bath tub to get her out!
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her
blue-jeans!
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the
scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow
raincoat people say "Taxi!"
Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants
on the driveway!
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick
with a paint-roller!
Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on
4th Ave she landed on 12th
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she
pulls down the bridge too
Yo momma so fat she steps on a scale
& it goes one at a time please
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and
broke it!
Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air
and got stuck!
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and
broke it.
Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face
I can't hear the stereo.
Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in
her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo momma so fat when they used her
underwear elastic for bungee jumping,
they hit the ground.
Yo momma so fat when she back up she
beep.
Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air
and got stuck.
Yo momma so fat she has to buy two
airline tickets.
Yo momma so fat when she fell over she
rocked herself asleep trying to get up
again.
Yo momma so fat she influences the tides.
Yo momma so fat that when I tried to
drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and
gravy fell out.
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo
feed her.
Yo momma so fat she was baptized at
Marine World.
Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of
the family!
Yo momma so fat when she dances at a
concert the whole band skips.
Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't
cover her
Yo momma so fat she stands in two time
zones.
Yo momma so fat I tried to drive around
her and I ran out of gas.
Yo momma so fat she left the house in
high heels and when she came back she had
on flip flops.
Yo momma so fat shes on both sides of the
family.
Yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to
haul ass
Yo momma so fat you have to grease the
door frame and hold a twinkie on the
other side just to get her through
Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an
all you can eat buffet, they have to
install speed bumps.
Yo momma so fat that she cant tie her own
shoes.
Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when
she runs.
Yo momma so fat she cant reach her back
pocket.
Yo momma so fat when she wears one of
those X jackets, helicopters try to land
on her back!
Yo momma so fat her college graduation
picture was an airial.
Yo momma so fat she lays on the beach and
greenpeace tried to push her back in the
water
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and
gravy poured out
Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick
her teeth
Yo momma so fat the only pictures you
have of her are satellite pictures
Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and
got stuck.
Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and
by the time they reached her waist they
spelled out boulevard.
Yo momma so fat she sat on a dollar and
squeezed a booger out George Washington's
nose.
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow
and made Skittles.
Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a
tampon.
Yo momma so fat that when she sits on the
beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to
tow her back into the ocean.....
Yo momma so fat that she would have been
in E.T., but when she rode the bike
across the moon, the bitch caused an
eclipse.
Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the
super bowl.
Yo momma so fat she was baptised in the
ocean.
Yo momma so fat she has to iron her
clothes in the driveway.
Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around
her shoulders and drag her through a
tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a
bus, she said, "Who threw that
rock?"
Yo momma so fat when she stands in a
left-turn lane it gives her the green
arrow!
Yo momma so fat that when whe was born,
she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo momma so fat the National Weather
Agency has to assign names to her
farts!!!
Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in
and didn't have to pay because we dressed
her as a Chevrolet.
=-> SO STUPID,
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to
watch 60 minutes
Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17
(under 17 not admitted) sign, she went
home and got 16 friends
Yo momma so stupid when your dad said it
was chilly outside, she ran outside with
a spoon
Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that
she was "illegitiment" because
she couldn't read
Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick
on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly
outside so she gets a bowl
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for
her IQ!
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a
grocery store and starved!
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to
watch 60 Minutes!
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put
M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a
cordless phone!
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for
gasoline money!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a
solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a
quarterbacks a refund!
Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see
Juice.
Yo momma so stupid that she sold the car
for gas money.
Yo momma so stupid she asked you
"What is the number for 911
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to
bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid when she read on her
job application to not write below the
dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a
shoot out.
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to
the superbowl.
Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle
for a spell check.
Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack
and broke her own back.
Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and
Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed
a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo momma so stupid when asked on an
application, "Sex?", she
marked, "M, F and sometimes
Wednesday too."
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi
challenge and chose Jif.
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