One snowy, stormy eve, this perfect couple was driving down a country road. The snow was falling heavily, yet somehow the perfect couple caught a glimpse of someone in distress along the roadside. Being the perfect couple they were, they stopped to help.
There on the roadside stood Santa Claus and a huge bundle of toys in his outstretched arms. His sleigh was wrecked and tangled among the trees. Not wanting to disappoint any of the children on the eve of, the couple loaded Santa and his toys in their vehicle. Soon they were driving from house to house, delivering all of Santa's toys to the neighborhood children.
As luck would have it, the driving conditions worsened and Santa and the couple had an accident. Tragically only one of them survived the accident.
Who was the survivor? (Page down for the answer)
The perfect woman. Everyone knows there is no such thing as santa claus and no such thing as a perfect man!
Typical male response? (Page down for the answer)
Well then, since there is no perfect man and no such thing as santa claus obviously the perfect woman was driving. This would explain the car accident!
