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A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place:
Man: "What's the problem officer?" Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone." Man: "No sir, I was only going 65." Wife: "Oh Harry, you were going 80."
(Man gives his wife a dirty look)
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light." Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about any broken tail light!" Wife: "Oh, Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks."
(Man gives his wife another dirty look)
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seatbelt." Man: "I just took it off as you were walking up to the car." Wife: "Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt." Man: (turns to his wife) and yells, "Shut your darn mouth!" Officer: (turns to the woman) and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way?" Wife: "No, only when he's drunk."
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