The following exchange takes place:
Man: "What's the problem officer?"
Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
Man: "No sir, I was only going 65."
Wife: "Oh Harry, you were going 80."
(Man gives his wife a dirty look)
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."
Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about any broken tail light!"
Wife: "Oh, Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks."
(Man gives his wife another dirty look)
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seatbelt."
Man: "I just took it off as you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt."
Man: (turns to his wife) and yells, "Shut your darn mouth!"
Officer: (turns to the woman) and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way?"
Wife: "No, only when he's drunk."
