"Why?" she asks?
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."
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One co-worker said to another, "I have a bad headache, I'll go visit the doctor." "Nonsense." said the other, "Yesterday I had a headache, I dashed home, gave a big kiss to my wife and the pain disappeared..why don't you try it?"
"Good idea, call up your wife and tell her I'll be right over."
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A woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job. The foreman asks, "Have you any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter of fact yes!" she replied, "I've been divorced three times."
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At a coctail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" the other woman replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man.
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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "I was a fool when I married you." His wife replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
