2. There are only 2 things a child will share willingly: comminicable diseases and his mothers age.
3. Cleaning your house while your children are home is like trying to shovel your driveway during a snow storm.
4. Children really brighten the household: They never turn off any lights.
5. An alarm clock is a device for waking people who don't have small children.
6. Shouting to make your kids obey is like using the horn to steer your car, and you get about the same results!
7. Just about any child can tell you the sole purpose for a middle name is so he can tell you when he is really in trouble.
