It's the Spring of 1957 and Johnny goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girls father answers and invites him in.  "Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he says.

"Uh, thank you, sir." says Bobby.

Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do.Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or to a movie.

Carrie's father responds, "Why don't you go out and screw, I hear all the kids are doing it."

Naturally this comes as quite a shock to Bobby so he asks Carrie's father to repeat it. "Yeah" says Carrie's father, "Carrie really likes to screw, she'll screw all night if we let her!"

Well, Bobby doesn't know quite what to think but his plan for the evening are looking pretty good now. A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go.  Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door. About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams:
"Da*mit Daddy!  IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!"
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