Harper: (singing while rowing the boat) Row, row, row your boat, gently down the Great Anduin! Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, life really sucks.
Merry: Are you talking about me?
Harper: No.
Merry: Oh. Okay.
Stevie: Well, that was mighty creative.
Harper: Wasn�t it? I thought you were sleeping.
Stevie: I wasn�t sleeping! I told you that! I was looking at the clouds tying to see if I can make out any purple bunnies or neon orange mutant goats.
Harper: (shrugs) Same difference.
Stevie: I am going to smack you.
Harper: Bring it. I�m the one with the oar, remember?
Stevie: Oh, shove it. My arms hurt. I should have let you row. I think we�re going to have a problem by time I have to row again.
Harper: Don�t worry about it. I can handle everything.
Stevie: Now I�m scared. You�re not gonna let the boat just float away and let Mr. I�m-Floating-on-a-Log-Behind-You-But-You-Can�t-See-Me eat me, are you?
Harper: If you�re referring to a certain (raises voice considerably) GOLLUM (talks normally again) than no. If you�re referring to anything else, I have no idea what your talking about so it�s always a possibility.
Mysterious Log: HISSS!
Stevie: Why�d you have to let him know that we all know he�s there?
Harper: (raises voice) SO THAT HE KNOWS IF HE BRINGS HIS CREEPY ARSE OVER HERE AT ANY POINT AND TIME I�M GONNA OPEN UP A FRESH CAN OF WHOOPARSE!
Van: (running around their room in circles) Vrooooooooooom! Vrooooooom!
Kit: Shut up.
Van: My, my, aren�t we cranky!
Kit: No I�m just going insane. I have never been this bored in my entire life!
Van: What about that time she locked you in the closet in her basement and left you there for five hours with nothing to do?
Kit: I had something to do. If you remember correctly, she told me �now while your in here I want you to think about why blowing up Harper�s CD player is a bad idea, and if you stop thinking it I�ll know because I have superpowers. Then I shall kill you.� I had to think really hard because I didn�t want her to kill me.
Van: She wouldn�t have known if you had stopped thinking.
Kit: Yeah, I know. But I didn�t realize that until after I got out and she told me.
Van: Do you wanna go visit Grandpa now?
Kit: No. Last time we went down there he was looking at his special stack of �picture books�. Note the fact that those were dirty magazines, he�s old, and it was nasty.
Van: I didn�t even know they had magazines here.
Kit: Either did I. But now we know�..unfortunately.