Greetings, stranger. I see that you've found your way to the NATAS Gift Shop... It's always nice to purchase some souvenirs while travelling distant, unknown places! Feel free to contact me with any questions, comments, or concerns regarding our vast selection of ghoulish collectibles. Or if you would like to purchase something, please contact me and copy, paste, and fill out the following forms:
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After your order email is sent, you will receive a quick reply from me (surely within a week) with your order confirmation and where you should send the money (cash or check only please). Once your money is received, I'll send out your order. Thank you for shopping at the NATAS GIFT SHOP and please creep on back again!
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SYSTEM FAILURE
(full-length CD, second release) [2001]
$4
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The official version of Joey's debut disc, SYSTEM FAILURE. This CD features 10 songs (with 2 hidden surprises) that sound as if from a cheesy B-horror movie, including the short-classics "Toxic Candy," "Massacre," and "The Overlook Hotel." Comes complete with cover art, CD art, and jewel case inserts and a free sticker.
With the purchase of SYSTEM FAILURE you will receive an exclusive 10-song CD titled PRODUCTS OF MASS DESTRUCTION! This disc features demos, remixes, and other unreleased material.
See discography section for track listings and credits.
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THE DARK SIDE OF THE HUMAN BRAIN
(EP) [2002]
$2
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THE DARK SIDE OF THE HUMAN BRAIN EP features 4 of Joey's darkest and heaviest tunes that explore the darkest of human emotions and actions: suicide, denial, heartbreak, and murder. Comes complete with cover art, CD art, and jewel case inserts.
See discography section for track listings and credits.
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TRAIN TO NOWHERE
(full-length CD) [2003]
$4
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TRAIN TO NOWHERE is the the highly anticipated sophomore release from NATAS. With the guidance and recording help from JAMES MUSSER, this CD possesses professional quality sound and packed with kick ass tunes! Features 15 ground-breaking anthems that fortell the downfall of society, including its first two singles, "Human Clone" and "Playing with Death." Comes complete with cover art, CD art, and jewel case inserts and a free sticker.
With the purchase of TRAIN TO NOWHERE, you will receive an exclusive 10-song CD titled ...TO THE END OF NOWHERE! This disc features demos, remixes, and other unreleased material.
See discography section for track listings and credits.
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AN INTRODUCTION TO THE FUTURE TRAGEDIES TO COME: THE BEST OF NATAS (2001-2003)
(full-length CD) [2003]
FREE
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A 19-track disc featuring Joey's best (or at least most decent) recordngs. Includes tracks from TRAIN TO NOWHERE, THE DARK SIDE OF THE HUMAN BRAIN EP, unreleased demos and remixes, and 3 tracks from SYSTEM FAILURE completely re-recorded and re-mastered! This CD is FREE, so you don't want to miss out! Contact Joey for more information on this once-in-a-deadtime deal!!! Comes complete with cover art, CD art, and jewel case inserts.
See discography section for track listings and credits.
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SHAPED LIKE A COFFIN
(EP) [2003]
$2
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From the blood-curdling keyboards of the heavy vampiric anthem, "Centuries Without Light," to the very last scream of the musical nightmare, "Insomniac Dreams," the SHAPED LIKE A COFFIN EP is surely a strange journey not worth missing... 6(66) brand new tracks of warped dimension, twisted vision, and horrific audio have been unleashed for your listening (dis)pleasure!!! Comes complete with cover art, CD art, jewel case inserts, and a free sticker.
See discography section for track listings and credits.
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TOXIC THEORY: NATAS LIVE
(Video CD) [2002]
$4
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The TOXIC THEORY: NATAS LIVE video CD documents the only two official live NATAS shows, along with 15 minutes worth of rehearsal and "behind-the-scenes" footage. Includes concert and rehearsal footage of "Playing with Death," "Human Clone," "Massacre," plus more. Comes in a CD envelope with CD art.
Insert the video CD into your CD-ROM drive on your computer and access the video files through My Computer. The latest version of any media player (preferable Windows Media Player) is required to view these videos.
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All stickers are printed in color onto quality sticker/label sheets and cost $.50 each (given out for FREE at live shows).
Here are some graphics you could choose from...
Japanese Logo
Electric Chair
Vampire
Shaped Like A Coffin
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Click on the logo below to visit the NATAS Gift Shop at CafePress.com.
There you will find [over-priced] shirts and hats, along with other random nonesense!
(only a temporary store for crap until I find a better and cheaper resource)
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