"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise"
--Unknown
"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies." - Gene Hill
"In dog years, I'm dead." - Unknown
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times
before lying down." - Robert Benchley
"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts
to be owned by a cat."
"No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless
absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation." - Fran Lebowitz
"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a
grocery store with the most amazing haul--chicken, pork, half a cow. They
must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" - Anne Tyler
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." -Rita Rudner
"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can.
That's almost $7.00 in dog money."
--Joe Weinstein
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful." - Ann Landers
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and
get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should
have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him." - Dereke Bruce
"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." - Edward Abbey
"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail." - Unknown
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." - Josh Billings
"Man is a dog's idea of what God should be." - Holbrook Jackson
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." - Andrew A. Rooney
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his
life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the
last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion." - Unknown
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite
you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." - Mark Twain