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Pick-up lines and comebacks If you've heard any good ones lately, I would love to hear them. Please feel free to put them in my guestbook or e-mail them to me. You may find them on ths page later... |
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Pick-up lines: * I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day. * Do you work for UPS? I noticed you were checking out my package. * You've got 206 bones in your body. Would you like another? * Wanna play Army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me! * I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag. * Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven? * You may not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is just a light switch away. * (looking down at his crotch) Well, it's not going to blow itself. * Hi, my name is (your name)... Remember it, you'll be screaming it later. * Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again? * Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. * I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you! * I know that milk does a body good, but damn! How much have you been drinking lately? * Wanna come over to my place for pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza? * Do you sleep on your stomach? No? Then can I sleep on it? * Do you wash your pants in windex? Because I can see myself in them. |
Comebacks: He: Nice legs, when do they open? She: Nice mouth, when does it shut? He: Your place or mine? She: How about both? You go to your place and I'll go to mine. He: Would you like to come over to my place? She: I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock? He: What would you say to a little fuck? She: Get lost you little fuck! Her: Just what would you give me if I did sleep with you? Syphillis? He: Haven't I seen you before? Her: Yes, and that's why I don't go there any more. Her: Yes, I'm the nurse at the V.D. clinic. He: Underneath these clothes, I'm completely naked. She: Yeah, prove it. To somebody else. Her: I would offer to take you home and shag your brains out, but it looks as though somebody has beaten me to it! He: It's not how big it is, it's what you can do with it that counts. She: Well you certainly can do something amazing, you make it almost invisible to the naked eye! He: Is any one sitting here? She: No, and nobody will be sitting where I am if you sit down there. |
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