Blair B. Stobie Your soon to be, favorite bartender a.k.a. "The Joketender" |
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Let me know you visited my site, I welcome cocktail recipes etc. Sign my Guest Book, I will get back to you if you wish... |
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My dictionary of cocktails A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Index |
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"The Webtender" (A massive bartending search engine!) |
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Here are some links that may be of help to you. If you go onto my Index page you will find half a dozen very good bartending sites. A varitable library of information... (click here if you want!) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Are you looking for my resume? Click here or on the typerwriter for a one page version. Or click here or on Jumbo the Elephant for a 2 page larger print version. Which ever you prefer, I aim to please... |
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A Joketender joke: A redneck is not feeling very well and decides to see his doctor. The doctor examines him and says, "I can't seem to find the problem, but I think it has something to do with alcohol." The redneck replies, "Well then, I'l have to come back later when you're sober!" |
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Classic and not so classic pick-up lines and comebacks. This ones for you ladies... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
An interesting little quote: July 26, 2003 "Brain, you know I don't like you very much, and I know you don't like me. But get me through this one so I can get back to killing you with beer". Homer Simpson... |
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My page of bartender jokes, and a few handy links to humour your customers with. I also welcome any good bartender jokes, and I know you've got some. Otherwise, what are you doing behind the bar in the first place? I also welcome interesting, but useless information you may want to share. I have tons of it... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
"If a man speaks in the forest, and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?' A "Joketender" classic... |
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Some warnings for beer bottles:'Click right here, they're kinda' cute! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
My newest and most offensive cocktail: The Mother in law: 1 oz. vodka 1 oz. Jack Daniel's 1 oz. Bacardi 151 rum And any other booze you may think of that will fit in the glass with a cold cheap draft beer to chase it down. If you don't puke, invite your buddies to visit your mother-in-law sometime, after the next round... Cheers!!! |